I opened up my first 1/2 pint of last years caned tuna, I was doing a Mod on Nicks formula I added a squirt of lemon juice and a 1/4t of canning salt to go with Nicks clove of garlic. I’m stoked on this formula. Best tuna sandwich I’ve ever had.
It took several months of ergin just to get the local virgin with the sweet face up to my place to full around a-bit, next day she woke up rosy and she sungeled up so cosy when she asked me how I liked it I hurt me to admit. I GOT STONED AND I MISSED IT, I GOT STONED AND IT ROLLED RIGHT BY, I...
I buy magnifying glasses that I buy at the dollar store I’m up to 3X now and the cost is no longer a dollar even at the Dollar store they now cost me $1.25.
I had a beeper and my wife had me on speed dial she use to call me hang up and recall me about 4 to 8 times when I would call her back she’d ask how many call it took to get a hardon🥴