In my early 20's I was once pulled over by the police after leaving one of the town's 3 bars at 3am - less than a block after leaving the parking lot.
I said "Is there something wrong, officer?"
He replied with "I just wanted to check and make sure that you were ok to drive."
I said "Why wouldn't I be ok to drive?"
He said "I know that your car has been parked at the bar since at least noon. Isn't that an awful long time to hang out in a bar? You kind of smell like a brewery, too" (he said this in a *very* smug manner)
I said "Do you know what kind of person sits in a bar for fifteen hours and then goes home smelling like a brewery?
The "bartender".
I said "Is there something wrong, officer?"
He replied with "I just wanted to check and make sure that you were ok to drive."
I said "Why wouldn't I be ok to drive?"
He said "I know that your car has been parked at the bar since at least noon. Isn't that an awful long time to hang out in a bar? You kind of smell like a brewery, too" (he said this in a *very* smug manner)
I said "Do you know what kind of person sits in a bar for fifteen hours and then goes home smelling like a brewery?
The "bartender".