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cdnred

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M_D

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Ha! No that wasn't the problem. :)

The photos actually record/show the difference in protection provided by the material layers. In my younger days I tended to bushwack a bunch and often I was too lazy to bust out the machete so I just pushed through the brush, forwards or backwards. The thicker/extra layers surrounding the legs evidently offered much more protection than the thinner layer at the waist & crotch. Who knew? :unsure::cool:
 
An old farmer in Luisiana had an apple tree next to a pond at the far end of his property. One evening he pulled up, got out of his truck, with a bucket, to pick some apples. He was surprised to see two young women skinny dipping in the pond. One of them yelled out "If you think we're coming out of the water you're crazy!". The old farmer calmly held up the bucket and said... "Just stay where you are ladies, I'm just here to feed the gators".
 

mark wlker

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Mildred was the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals. She kept sticking her nose into other people's business, even if several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities. However, they feared her enough to maintain their silence.

Once, she accused a new member, Frank, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing!

Frank, was a man of few words. He stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing and just went away.

Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his old pickup in front of Mildred's house ...

Got out and simply walked home...

And left his old pickup there all night.
 

Capt Insano Emeritis

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A Polish man goes to the eye doctor for new prescription glasses. The eye doctor sets him and up and shows a board on the wall with a series of small letters “PCZWAKOZDSXKI”... The doctor then asks the Polish man: “Can you read these letters for me?”… The polish man responds: “Can I read this? I even know the guy!"
 

Divad

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FYI the full video of Osho is actually good but the clip taken out of context is pretty funny.
 
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