There once was a pair of Dirty azz-nymphers
In search of some hemorroidal tinctures
Wife proposes a fancy-ass Japanese shitter,
They get that, an extra large wax ring and pipe fitter,
And now both of them got squeaky clean sphincters
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In search of some hemorroidal tinctures
Wife proposes a fancy-ass Japanese shitter,
They get that, an extra large wax ring and pipe fitter,
And now both of them got squeaky clean sphincters
Guess I will have to google "fancy pants Japanese shitters". https://www.housedigest.com/800904/what-is-a-japanese-toilet-and-why-do-you-need-one/
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Gotta get em before their booties toughen up.That's why it's so sought after and so expensive...
Limited supply, act now to reserve yours
I always get them confused with Joy Division Amish.
As opposed to dingbat fur, which at times can be found in great abundance . . .
I don't know if the "bidet" I installed in our full bath qualifies as a fancy pants Japanese shitter or not but there's certainly something nice to a heated toilet seat and then there's warm water... (I won't go there). Our daughter bought a house in Nagoya and had the bathroom and toilet room (Japanese seem to have it figured out that the toilet and bathing rooms are separate) modernized. Open the door to the toilet, the toilet lid lifts, get done with business, you butt is "squeeky clean" (Jeez, 'Boot, that's funny), the toilet flushes then sparys a disinfecting foam into the bowl. Heck of an upgrade from the old fashioned squat and drop:
Ah, the pumper truck day. Take a hike.
BriGuy
Life of the Party
I am a little concerned about that second link, though.
During my prediluvian time in Japan the toilets ran straight to often roadside benjo ditches...and from there to the ocean via the closest river. Delightful during a hot humid summer, and especially hazardous to young inebriated Marines. Sometimes...'getting shit-faced' isn't a euphemism.
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Trying to do my part, searched the term then clicked on the Thank you link - gotta stay ahead of that nasty "pants shitter"
cheers
For the curious who aren't brave enough for a google search (which, honestly, is risky unless you use strict safe search)
Eventually, all threads merge into one.
And poop runs through it
I wasn't aware they were separate topics
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Not directed at you @downriver79
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