Your second picture looks like the basis for @Wadin' Boot to write a story.![]()

In the story the love interest would have one good leg, one wooden leg, and every dialog line would be tortuous pirate speak
Stones: What's a wooden-legged beauty doing in a place like this?
Lady: Two years before t'mast, I've a marlin spike to clobber 'ye should ya come closer, without tribute that is, AARGH...
Stones: Wait, what?
Lady: Clobber ye, I will....


































