NFR Humor (No political jokes)
- Thread starter Buzzy
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Non-fishing related
A friend has 2 almost full coffee cans of bacon grease under his kitchen sink.
I asked why he needed to keep so much grease.
He says he has stored it for years. I passed on his invite for breakfast.
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
A recepticle for my grandpa's mixed nuts and bolts.
Go take an aerial fornication at a circumnavigating pastry.
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
My dads favorite paper mill insult was take a flying eff at a wagon wheel, He grew up in Cathlamet, Wa- logger , commercial fisherman and paper mill papermaker.Go take an aerial fornication at a circumnavigating pastry.
East Coaster
Steelhead
A dog goes into a butcher shop with a little bag around his neck and a note in his mouth. The butcher reads the note: "4 pork chops, 1 lb of bacon, money in the bag". The butcher takes the money and gives the dog a package with the meat in it. The dog puts the package in his mouth and leaves, but the butcher is curious so he follows the dog.
The dog goes up to the traffic light, presses the button with his nose and waits to cross. He crosses and goes to the bus stop, looks at the timetable and sits, letting buses pass until the No. 23 bus comes. He puts his paw out to get it to stop, then gets on and the butcher follows. The dog waits 12 stops then presses the stop button and gets off, waits at a crosswalk for the cars to stop before crossing and heads down the road. He goes up to a house before ringing the doorbell and barking. The door opens and a man shouts, "You idiot, you dumb dog, get in here!"
The butcher walks up, and says “Excuse me sir. I'm the butcher and I've been following him here. This dog seems to be incredibly intelligent. Why are you calling him dumb?”
“This is the third time this week he forgot his keys!”
The dog goes up to the traffic light, presses the button with his nose and waits to cross. He crosses and goes to the bus stop, looks at the timetable and sits, letting buses pass until the No. 23 bus comes. He puts his paw out to get it to stop, then gets on and the butcher follows. The dog waits 12 stops then presses the stop button and gets off, waits at a crosswalk for the cars to stop before crossing and heads down the road. He goes up to a house before ringing the doorbell and barking. The door opens and a man shouts, "You idiot, you dumb dog, get in here!"
The butcher walks up, and says “Excuse me sir. I'm the butcher and I've been following him here. This dog seems to be incredibly intelligent. Why are you calling him dumb?”
“This is the third time this week he forgot his keys!”
Jim in Anacortes
Life of the Party
I know that they say "Money talks".... but all mine says is "Goodbye"
I live about a 1 mile from here and this is my regular dog walk loop. We always wonder if this was from a sense of humor or obliviousness. My colleagues at USFS do not know.
