NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[albula]

Another reason not to exercise or stop eating ice cream for breakfast.
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Of course it's taking America by storm.

I believe they also bring animals back from extinction and promote hair growth so that pesky comb over will become a thing of the past.

 

[Clean Willy]

Last night, I accidentally superglued my thumb and finger together.

It'll be okay for a while.

 

[Peyton00]

My carpool driver had to stop and get gas. He was rattling the hell out of the nozzle for the last few drops of gas. He yells oh shit.... I asked what happened.....I just chipped the paint on my car with the gas nozzle.


He pumped 14+ gallons and was trying his best for the final few drops.

LMAO.

 

[Mossback]

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[flybill]

 

[Mukman]

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks the bartender,

“Is this stool taken?”

 

[Mukman]

During his annual check up, the middle aged man asked his doctor, “How do you diagnose if some one needs to go to a nursing home?

The doctor replied, “Well, we fill up a bathtub with water, and give the patient a teaspoon, a cup and a bucket, and we ask the patient to empty the tub.”

“Ah”, the man said. “A normal person would use the bucket, and that’s how you can tell.”

“No”, the doctor said, “a normal person would pull the drain plug. Now, will you be wanting a bed by the window?”

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

A termite walks into a pub and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Peyton00]

Oh boy.....

 

[mark wlker]

Fishing was so bad, even liars couldn't catch one!

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Fact or fiction and humor
In this case -fact

Dr Jane Goodall had a childhood crush on Tarzan

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Oh boy.....
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Or they plan to leave their key on the drivers side seat

 

[Rainforest Gump]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I believe they also bring animals back from extinction and promote hair growth so that pesky comb over will become a thing of the past.

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I believe they also bring animals back from extinction and promote hair growth so that pesky comb over will become a thing of the past.

Are you talking about
those DessertPro shoes?

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[flybill]

 

[Mossback]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Buzzy]