Old406Kid
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Spilling a glass of water on your laptop, like my wife did earlier today, seems to be pretty effective too.
I have it torn apart...fingers crossed that it will dry out.
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I have it torn apart...fingers crossed that it will dry out.
One of the several reasons that I like Thinkpads -- pour-through keyboards!Spilling a glass of water on your laptop, like my wife did earlier today, seems to be pretty effective too.
I have it torn apart...fingers crossed that it will dry out.
JimTravers¤£a!!Travers
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Couldn't tell if it was the lawn mower or IF IT WAS A GUY BURPING. Usually a few burps ringing out thru the neighburhood MOST EVENINGS.
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A young man is working in the produce department of a supermarket. A lady approaches and asks: "Where is the broccoli?"
He replies: "We are out of broccoli but a new shipment will be here in the morning." He goes back to stacking oranges but soon the lady returns and says: "I can't find the broccoli, can you tell me where it is?"
He says: "Ma'am, if you come back in the morning we will have broccoli but right now we are out of it".
A while later he is watering the lettuce and the lady returns and gets right in his face. "I have looked everywhere for the broccoli and can't find it-please show me where it is!"
Wearily he says: "Ma'am, indulge me for a moment. How do you spell cat in catastrophe?"
She answers: "C-A-T"
"And how do you spell dog in dogmatic?"
"D-O-G
"Correct, and how do you spell fuck in broccoli?"
"There is no fuck in broccoli!"
"Exactly! That is what I have been trying to tell you....."
He replies: "We are out of broccoli but a new shipment will be here in the morning." He goes back to stacking oranges but soon the lady returns and says: "I can't find the broccoli, can you tell me where it is?"
He says: "Ma'am, if you come back in the morning we will have broccoli but right now we are out of it".
A while later he is watering the lettuce and the lady returns and gets right in his face. "I have looked everywhere for the broccoli and can't find it-please show me where it is!"
Wearily he says: "Ma'am, indulge me for a moment. How do you spell cat in catastrophe?"
She answers: "C-A-T"
"And how do you spell dog in dogmatic?"
"D-O-G
"Correct, and how do you spell fuck in broccoli?"
"There is no fuck in broccoli!"
"Exactly! That is what I have been trying to tell you....."
I've been using Thinkpads for about 25 years, and I think they always had pour-through keyboards. Glad yours is back in business!
Capt Insano Emeritis
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