Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
A well dressed elderly gentleman walks into a bar. He sees an attractive older woman at the bar. He walks over and sits beside her and asks her. “Pardon me do I come here often?”
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wanderingrichard
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At the beach
wanderingrichard
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Maybe he's trying to buy your bait ?
And now we know how Mike and Sully got to thier Beach vacations
Maybe he's trying to buy your bait ?
And now we know how Mike and Sully got to thier Beach vacations
Rainforest Gump
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Mukman
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My 95 year old grandmother was on her deathbed at her home. She had lived a long and fruitful life.
She asked, “Is my wonderful husband William here?” William softly replied, “Yes my darling, I am here with you.”
She asked, “How about my lovely children - are they here?” They all, in their turn replied, “We’re here Mama. We’re with you.”
“How about the grandkids and my lovely four great grandkids? Are they here?” We all replied as if in a chorus, “We’re all here Gigi.”
My grandmother then asked, “If all of you are here, why is the light still on in the kitchen?”
She asked, “Is my wonderful husband William here?” William softly replied, “Yes my darling, I am here with you.”
She asked, “How about my lovely children - are they here?” They all, in their turn replied, “We’re here Mama. We’re with you.”
“How about the grandkids and my lovely four great grandkids? Are they here?” We all replied as if in a chorus, “We’re all here Gigi.”
My grandmother then asked, “If all of you are here, why is the light still on in the kitchen?”
Mukman
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A very old man lay dying in the hospital. All of the relatives had come to say their goodbyes, and now it was just the old man and his wife of 70 years.
He said, “Jane, it has been a long life, and you’ve been with me for most of it. Do you remember when I came home from the war with those horrible wounds? Ah, Jane, you were there with me.”
“Do you remember the tragic day when our dog was hit by a car and we had to explain it to the kids? Oh, Jane, you were there with me then too.”
“Do you remember the dark days when I was laid off from my job and we had to struggle to keep the family fed? Ah Jane, there you were with me?”
“And now, I lay here taking my last breaths and Jane, here you are with me still”
As Jane held his hand and gently smiled with a tear rolling down here face, the old man took a deep breath and said, “You know something Jane? You’re a goddamn jinx.”
He said, “Jane, it has been a long life, and you’ve been with me for most of it. Do you remember when I came home from the war with those horrible wounds? Ah, Jane, you were there with me.”
“Do you remember the tragic day when our dog was hit by a car and we had to explain it to the kids? Oh, Jane, you were there with me then too.”
“Do you remember the dark days when I was laid off from my job and we had to struggle to keep the family fed? Ah Jane, there you were with me?”
“And now, I lay here taking my last breaths and Jane, here you are with me still”
As Jane held his hand and gently smiled with a tear rolling down here face, the old man took a deep breath and said, “You know something Jane? You’re a goddamn jinx.”
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Rainforest Gump
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This is how you cure your kids of too much screen time!! Seriously!