NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 52 pallets of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.


But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.


Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning.


The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as - Sinko De Mayo.
 
Capt Insano Emeritis said:
Why didn’t Colin go back and save himself unless he forgot to flip the chronosynclastic infindibulum switch?

And… “How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?”
-Firesign Theater
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You can take this as fact: The chronsynclastic infundibulum switch only works if you've ingested the correct dose of hydrodara dejecta phinealoligate phosphate of blorbaldine.
 
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