Taking down animals

[JimTravers¤£a!!Travers]

The talk about pinning cougars got me thinking about what animals I could beat up. I'm thinking I could take a bear. I could take a black bear!!! Easy. Just have to really commit.

What animal do you think you could beat up?

 

[Zak]

One otter, probably. Three of them, probably not.

 

[Zak]

My dad beat up a rooster that attacked me when I was little.

 

[DimeBrite]

I pummeled a honey badger once.

 

[Peyton00]

I pummeled a honey badger once.

Rams seem pretty easy to dispatch.

 

[Tom Butler]

My dad beat up a rooster that attacked me when I was little.

Mom tells a story of me coming home after I got attacked by the neighbors chickens and geese. I don't recall, but I'm getting my revenge at the tying bench. I'll trap a mouse, but I ain't messin' 'round with wild animals.
Seen my DOL pound on a 'possum with a shovel, then beat the babies when they came out. Farm girls got some attitude.

 

[Phil K]

The trick to dealing with an ornery goose is to slip a knicker sock over its head. Ask me how I know.

 

[Mossback]

Seen my DOL pound on a 'possum with a shovel, then beat the babies when they came out. Farm girls got some attitude.

I always thought the proper weapon for use on Possums was a hatchet, but sounds like a shovel works well also.

 

[Sir Homey]

I got attacked by a large domesticated turkey once. Damn thing waited until my back was turned and got airborne, its wicked spurs ready to strike. Luckily someone saw the devilish back door attack and shouted a warning. I executed a perfect forward roll to dodge the attempted assassination and came up swinging. The rest is barnyard legend.

 

[Dustin Chromers]

My dad beat up a rooster that attacked me when I was little.

I watched a guy named Buck throw a deer that attacked his son. I tried to meditate as the deer was an orphaned pet. It was a sad day as we knew that it was time for our ungulate friend to leave the farm. The next hunting season there was no spray painted "pet" on the side of our friend. I can only imagine the tale told of an attack deer that was "coming right at me" told at the bar the night it happened. I only imagined for about five years as I actually got to hear the tale first hand. I never revealed the situation.

 

[Wade Rivers]

The talk about pinning cougars got me thinking about what animals I could beat up. I'm thinking I could take a bear. I could take a black bear!!! Easy. Just have to really commit.

What animal do you think you could beat up?

Black bear? Sure. Brownie? you betcha!

 

[JS]

Classic. All of them, @JimTravers¤£a!!Travers, every last one.

 

[Paul_]

I think I could take this down. Maybe…

 

[Stonedfish]

Years ago when I was in the Cayman Island, I visited a turtle farm. One of the guys working there let me pick up a decent sized one. Pretty impressive power with all its legs flapping like it was swimming in air…..
SF

 

[FinLuver]

I got my ass handed to me by a beaver once as I was wadin’ the bank…a shorts change followed.

 

[Tom Butler]

I forgot about this, a few years ago I got pinned on the far side of a stream against a blackberry covered bank by some goats doing vegetation removal. Quite intimidating.

 

[Creatch’r]

Years ago when I was in the Cayman Island, I visited a turtle farm. One of the guys working there let me pick up a decent sized one. Pretty impressive power with all its legs flapping like it was swimming in air…..
SF

Not the best picture because he was pretty upset but I did get my lure back. I would never fight a turtle.

 

[SurfnFish]

well, I'm older now, but there was a time I could hold my own wrasslin with cougars

 

[jasmillo]

I’d stomp the shite out of a baby panda or hippo. Just because anything that cute has to have malicious intent.






Also, the Geico gecko…just because.

 

[Clean Willy]

I don't know what I could take down but I definitely know what I could not.

Walked out of a bathroom in Deception Pass State Park and there was a guy about 20 feet away with an enormous pit bull on a leash. Thankfully the guy was strong because that dog wanted me bad. If he had let go that dog would have f'd me up. Then he says 'she's just excited'. I said 'no shit!'