I should be clear, the only things I will be watching is football, more football, and the occasional porn flick.

So in my defense, I'm not actually watching TV, I'm watching sports. Believe me, cable news or broadcast TV holds about as much interest as lawns do.
So in my defense, I'm not actually watching TV, I'm watching sports. Believe me, cable news or broadcast TV holds about as much interest as lawns do.