Don’t Be Grumpy, Catch a Humpy
In a crowd quite loud, by the beach I stand,
Fishing for pinks, rod in my hand.
Amidst the chaos, I cast with delight,
We jostle, and tussle, and some start to fight.
I cast again and again, then I hear a scream,
Someone's hooked a kid, or so it would seem.
Wafts of vape mix with cheap cologne smells
As I patiently hunt for pinks in the swells.
Finally a strike, the line comes tight!
I strip set and hook, the person on my right.
Hand over hand, I strip him in fast,
Oh what a day, I’m having a blast!
A male, I think, from his nose and his hunch,
Already pink though it’s barely past lunch.
As I ready my net he gives a big shake,
Ditches my fly, and leaves in a wake.
I’m not dismayed, for right down the beach,
Is a rather large hen, well within reach.
I cast to her quickly, and dance the fly in,
But it’s met with refusal, she’s keyed in on gin.
The crowd starts to thin, hookups become fewer,
Soon I’m alone on what looks like a sewer.
Wrappers and cans, and bottles that clink,
Are all that remain, from that swarm of pink.
I go six for seven, what a great day!
I’m grateful to
@Stonedfish for showing the way.
Four bucks, two hens, but all were unclipped,
So I’ll go home with nothing but smiles from this trip.