NFR Humor (No political jokes)

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Some of my favorite misheard song lyrics are, in no particular order:

"How my poo hole aches, with every step you take" - The Police

"I got my first real sex dream" - Bryan Adams

"Oh yeah, life goes on. Don't have to be afraid of an 11-inch dong" - John Mellencamp

"I drink and jack off by myself. There's Jews in Texas, I can tell" - Ella Langley

"The girl with colitis goes by" - The Beatles

"Then I saw her face, now I'm gonna leave her" - The Monkees
 
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