NFR Humor (No political jokes)
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Non-fishing related
Breck
The Whisk(e)y Dick
Like a drifter, I was born to wear cologne.Down the road you only known? Just another drifter huh?
Reminds me of my favorite Bad Company song: Feel like Making Lunch
Breck
The Whisk(e)y Dick
Some of my favorite misheard song lyrics are, in no particular order:
"How my poo hole aches, with every step you take" - The Police
"I got my first real sex dream" - Bryan Adams
"Oh yeah, life goes on. Don't have to be afraid of an 11-inch dong" - John Mellencamp
"I drink and jack off by myself. There's Jews in Texas, I can tell" - Ella Langley
"The girl with colitis goes by" - The Beatles
"Then I saw her face, now I'm gonna leave her" - The Monkees
"How my poo hole aches, with every step you take" - The Police
"I got my first real sex dream" - Bryan Adams
"Oh yeah, life goes on. Don't have to be afraid of an 11-inch dong" - John Mellencamp
"I drink and jack off by myself. There's Jews in Texas, I can tell" - Ella Langley
"The girl with colitis goes by" - The Beatles
"Then I saw her face, now I'm gonna leave her" - The Monkees
"She's got a chicken to ride . . ." - the Beatles
Breck
The Whisk(e)y Dick
And Eddie Money has "Two chickens to paralyze".
Livin with a slut
It’s a put on…
The Who
It’s a put on…
The Who
Could you argue that he is "two-faced"???
Steve
Yard Sale
Life of the Party
Wait, that isn't the real lyric?
Breck
The Whisk(e)y Dick
I thought it was “Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night”.
Thought that was Manfred Mann ??
Probably living in his car again, too
I posted the original songwriter not the cover band.
