NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
A Blonde was shopping at Target, and came across a shiny silver thermos.

She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos ... it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold."

"Wow," said the Blonde, "that's amazing ... I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work thnext day.

Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that?" he asked.

"Why, that's a thermos . .. it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.

Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"

The Blonde replied, "Two popsicles and some coffee."
 
A Blonde was shopping at Target, and came across a shiny silver thermos.

She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos ... it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold."

"Wow," said the Blonde, "that's amazing ... I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work thnext day.

Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that?" he asked.

"Why, that's a thermos . .. it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.

Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"

The Blonde replied, "Two popsicles and some coffee."
Another blond fell in love with the same thermos and asked the clerk what it was and the clerk said it's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. She said.....How does it know?
 
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