NFR Humor (No political jokes)

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When people ask how long we've been married I always reply "52 years...60 if you figure in wind chill"

It's even better if my wife is around...because it will generate quite a 'stink-eye'...which sorta proves the point.

Feel free to use the joke at your own risk.
 
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krusty said:
When people ask how long we've been married I always reply "52 years...60 if you figure in wind chill"

It's even better if my wife is around...because it will generate quite a 'stink-eye'...which sorta proves the point.

Feel free to use the joke at your own risk.
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This makes me laugh. She give you that Jada eyeroll?
 
Poor Brad ... see following story..

Brad lives in California. He was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines. He couldn’t take it anymore.

Brad drove his car into his garage and sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle. He drifted off to sleep.

A day later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
 
Not a joke per se, but many years back I read a story about a guy in North Carolina who came on hard times. Seems he’d lost his job, wife, and likely several other setbacks lost in the fog. So he decided to end it all. He maxed out all his credit cards living his last days as a king, and bought a Ferrari. So the day comes, he get very drunk, accelerates the car and flies off a cliff, only to land in a tree and survive until rescue in the morning.
 
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