NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Mossback]

 

[Mossback]

If you're rarely on time, that's the first thing they'll mention at your funeral.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[albula]

Vice President Aaron Rodgers.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[joefromchicago]

Bill Hicks on drugs,

While driving around, tripping in my father's talking car, it said "The door is ajar."
We pulled over and thought about that for twelve hours, "How can a door be a jar? "Who puts a jar on a car?...

 

[joefromchicago]

Humourous thought for the day, courtesy of Cracked.com:

"We share 90-99% of our genes with a banana; who doesn't think that's awesome?"

 

[bobduck]

Humourous thought for the day, courtesy of Cracked.com:

"We share 90-99% of our genes with a banana; who doesn't think that's awesome?"

The banana

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Dloy]

Another Darwin Award contender.

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

A distraught man sat down at the bar. The bartender asks him "what's up?" The man says that he has (since childhood) always feared monsters under his bed, and that his psychiatrists have never been able to help him. The barkeep say's to him "Why not just cut the legs off of your bed frame?"

 

[Mossback]

 

[Shawn Seeger]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[SilverFly]

Funny closed caption fail:

 

[Jim F.]

My Son & I were watching a movie and the close-captioning was nothing but jumbled words. I looked at him and asked: "Who is running the close-captioning . . . Gollum?"

 

[joefromchicago]

A distraught man sat down at the bar. The bartender asks him "what's up?" The man says that he has (since childhood) always feared monsters under his bed, and that his psychiatrists have never been able to help him. The barkeep say's to him "Why not just cut the legs off of your bed frame?"

Because then, you would be  sleeping with the monsters.

Trust me, I know.

 

[albula]

Universal healthcare is such a complex and complicated beast that only 32 of the worlds 33 developed nations have been able to make it work.