How about Medicare for All. Do you think that would work?
NFR Humor (No political jokes)
- Thread starter Buzzy
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I am not knowledgeable enough to know what will work best but after seeing health care systems in other countries I know what we have now only works for those with a fat wallet.
joefromchicago
Steelhead
Only for old people.
joefromchicago
Steelhead
Three things women said in movies and TV that still make me laugh:
1. Rae Dawn Chong in Schwarzenegger movie 'Commando'. After being kidnapped and seeing Arnold rip the passenger seat out of her little sports car, she finally gets around to asking him why is he doing this.
Arnold: A man I've known for years wants me dead.
RDC: I can understand that, I've only known you five minutes and I want you dead.
2. Linda Fiorentino, playing a ME in a NYC morgue in Men in Black when an ambulance attendant wheels in a corpse accompanied by a cat. After making a joke about the cat being "her problem" and chuckling about his own joke, she wheels the gurney away saying
"I hate the living."
And finally, on Two and a half men, Taylor Holland and Martin Sheen are discussing their problematic children when Ms. Holland states
"Children are God's way of making death less disappointing."
1. Rae Dawn Chong in Schwarzenegger movie 'Commando'. After being kidnapped and seeing Arnold rip the passenger seat out of her little sports car, she finally gets around to asking him why is he doing this.
Arnold: A man I've known for years wants me dead.
RDC: I can understand that, I've only known you five minutes and I want you dead.
2. Linda Fiorentino, playing a ME in a NYC morgue in Men in Black when an ambulance attendant wheels in a corpse accompanied by a cat. After making a joke about the cat being "her problem" and chuckling about his own joke, she wheels the gurney away saying
"I hate the living."
And finally, on Two and a half men, Taylor Holland and Martin Sheen are discussing their problematic children when Ms. Holland states
"Children are God's way of making death less disappointing."
My grandfather should have been in the movies with his most famous quote: "Relationship is the worst damned ship you can sail on!"
Rainforest Gump
Life of the Party
joefromchicago
Steelhead
Woman walks into a store looking for broccoli, can't find any so she asks the floor clerk "Where's the broccoli?"
"I'm sorry, it's out of stock."
A couple of minutes later she's back, asking again "Where's the broccoli?"
"I told you before, we're out of stock, we don't have any broccoli!"
A few minutes later she's back, asking again.
Exasperated, the clerk asks her "How do you spell the cat in the word catastrophe?"
C-a-t.
Good, and how do you spell the dog in dogmatic?
D-o-g.
O.K., and how do you spell the fuck in the word broccoli?
There's no fuck in broccoli.
That's what i've been telling you!!!
"I'm sorry, it's out of stock."
A couple of minutes later she's back, asking again "Where's the broccoli?"
"I told you before, we're out of stock, we don't have any broccoli!"
A few minutes later she's back, asking again.
Exasperated, the clerk asks her "How do you spell the cat in the word catastrophe?"
C-a-t.
Good, and how do you spell the dog in dogmatic?
D-o-g.
O.K., and how do you spell the fuck in the word broccoli?
There's no fuck in broccoli.
That's what i've been telling you!!!
Jim in Anacortes
Life of the Party
E-flat walks into the bar. The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve minors".
“Show me the man…and I’ll show you the crime.”
Many were imprisoned and executed with this type of corrupt judicial system.
Beware of your future kiddies…
NOT GUILTY!!!
Jim in Anacortes
Life of the Party
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,, I had to put my foot down.
My first season on a seiner was as a cook. The galley had porthole windows. One sunny afternoon, after a squall blew through, I was on the flying bridge with the skipper. A rainbow appeared and arced into one of the portholes. No camera unfortunately, and I don’t remember the exact conversation, but it was pretty funny. Certainly wasn’t a definitive vote for my cooking prowess. Oddly enough though, I’ve continued to cook (not as a job) for the fifty two years since.
