How i got the parking spot at OLIVE GARDEN: I YELLED at them!

If I was gonna shout for parking at any of the below, i ranked which ones I would, most to least, be likely to shout for a parking spot

1- Applebees
2- Chijis
3- Azteca
4- Olive Garden
5- Texas roadhouse and/or Longhorns
6- Outback Steakhouse
Chili's changed the logo a while back, so it's harder to confuse it for Chiji's--even for an unpatriotic born(?) Aussie who eschews chewing steaks at Outback, for noshing carbs at the OG.

Now there's not even a word for the place--that's how, uh, special it is.

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Chili's changed the logo a while back, so it's harder to confuse it for Chiji's--even for an unpatriotic born(?) Aussie who eschews chewing steaks at Outback, for noshing carbs at the OG.

Now there's not even a word for the place--that's how, uh, special it is.
Damn, Matt, the stuff you know about corporate logos!

i like to think that Travers was yelling in OG parking lot, not because Early Birders were taking their sweet baby jesus time backing out of the space, but because his dinner and movie pairing (or movie and dinner) was a tough combo for a first date

Olive Garden and The Elephant Man
Applebees and Hotel Rwanda
Chijis and Schindler's List
Azteca and The Road
Texas roadhouse and/or Longhorns An Inconvenient Truth
Outback Steakhouse and Midsommar
 
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Damn, Matt, the stuff you know about corporate logos!

i like to think that Travers was yelling in OG parking lot because his dinner and movie pairing (or movie and dinner) was a tough combo for a first date

Olive Garden and The Elephant Man
Applebees and Hotel Rwanda
Chijis and Schindler's List
Azteca and The Road
Texas roadhouse and/or Longhorns An Inconvenient Truth
Outback Steakhouse and Midsommar
All classic first date movies. I like to think of your list as a “draw a line for the matches” exercise. You just gotta find the magic combo, <mwuh>
 
It actually sounds like a pretty fun date. After the movie + tour, it could end with a long discussion — over beverages of one’s choosing but suggested pairings being OE 800, vintage Zima, or Flamin Hot Mountain Dew (also vintage) — about the perils of capitalism and consumerism, and how these phenomena foment gentrification, along with the implications for the ability of our favorite hirsute cousins (be they Bobo or otherwise) to be able to make a living hoisting dead salmonids and still stay in their homes near the promising hoisting grounds.
 
So many date ideas!! 😄 I think the Drive In with the Shinning or the original Twister! Not really into the horror thang!
 
So many date ideas!! 😄 I think the Drive In with the Shinning or the original Twister! Not really into the horror thang!
Me, too! My imagination is rampant when I sleep. I want pleasant dreams, not blood and guts.
 
I'M WAITING FOR TRAVERS TO CHIME IN WITH ERNEST GOES TO JAIL OR DELIVERENCE!!

I CAN'T CHANGE MY NAME UNTIL JANUARY 13TH!!
 


The Australian version of our Jim Travers dining out.
 
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The Australian version of our Jim Travers dining out.

Dude sounds like the relentlessly sex positive British vampire Laszlo Cravensworth from "What we do in the Shadows"
For bonus points, go to Dick’s on Broadway. Include this as part of of a complete tour of all the locations in “Posse on Broadway.”
If you're going full Cap.Hill - Dick's + Singles given the apartment building is not so far away, plus deep irony...in that movie young Eddy Vedder plays in a band called "Citizen Dick" . Parking sucks round there so Travers could yell a bunch. Then again Sir Mix A Lot can tell you no shortage of yelling on Broadway, so no-one would pay him any mind...( movie has dated somewhat in that folks didn't want to be sell-outs, kids these days aspire to be influencers and sell out ASAP)
 
I think Travers is DJT!
Constantly using capital letters inappropriately, inconsistent thoughts, irreverent wondering thought processes & complete lack of self awareness. Grandiose boasting, zero respect for those that work for, support or serve him.

Who would've thought DJT was a fly fisherman!

Not 🤣
 
Maybe walking the tightrope there. I feel it in my bones.☠️
 
I think Travers is DJT!
Constantly using capital letters inappropriately, inconsistent thoughts, irreverent wondering thought processes & complete lack of self awareness. Grandiose boasting, zero respect for those that work for, support or serve him.

Who would've thought DJT was a fly fisherman!

Not 🤣
Henry Winkler for President!!
 
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