heck yea

[SurfnFish]

Laser-beam mosquito shooter is now available for preorder

This personal air defense system that tracks and shoots mosquitoes with a blue laser is officially available now. The runaway crowdfunding hit has been scaled up by its makers and is available for preorder from the company Photon Matrix's website.

newatlas.com

 

[Long_Rod_Silvers]

HELL YES!!!!

 

[Zak]

Laser-beam mosquito shooter is now available for preorder

This personal air defense system that tracks and shoots mosquitoes with a blue laser is officially available now. The runaway crowdfunding hit has been scaled up by its makers and is available for preorder from the company Photon Matrix's website.

newatlas.com

I love it!

 

[Bambooflyguy]

Buy two if you have a lot of mosquitoes!

 

[RCF]

Now only if it would zap horse and deer flies...

 

[Matt B]

Now only if it would zap horse and deer flies...

If you opt-in to the monthly subscription upgrade you get the opportunity to purchase the plug-ins for different pests. If you don't subscribe, the unsupported software eventually zaps you in the eyeball.

 

[Wadin' Boot]

If you opt-in to the monthly subscription upgrade you get the opportunity to purchase the plug-ins for different pests. If you don't subscribe, the unsupported software eventually zaps you in the eyeball.

poor man's Lasik right there Matt.... Get your cardboard and sharpie and write up a corner of California and SW Admiral business plan !

 

[troutpocket]

What are the options for sound effects? Star Wars? Hip Hop record scratches?

 

[Mossback]

Can it be mounted on a shark ?

 

[Shad]

Can it be mounted on a shark ?

The ultimate measure of both coolness and utility.

 

[Long_Rod_Silvers]

Can it be mounted on a shark ?

Yes, obviously. And the safety signage is available as well (recommended).

 

[Matt B]

Yes, obviously. And the safety signage is available as well (recommended).
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I just hope that this is accompanied by an audio version of the warning, done in a thick South Boston accent.

 

[Phil K]

I just hope that this is accompanied by an audio version of the warning, done in a thick South Boston accent.

Will there be cuss words?

 

[Matt B]

Will there be cuss words?

That’s where “dialect” adds color to the interpretation of “fricken”!

 

[Evan B]

Someone get this and do a full writeup/article please.