Half-eaten Clif bar (UPDATE: FULLY EATEN)

[Wareagle]

how many calories?

 

[Long_Rod_Silvers]

I’m selling it because Clif bars are fucking gross!

Yeah, I'm more of a Luna bar guy too.

 

[Yard Sale]

Is there a layaway option for the final 1/4 bar?

 

[Matt B]

how many calories?

All of ‘em!

 

[Freestone]

Is there a layaway option for the final 1/4 bar?

Trying to save up for the hospital visit?!

 

[Yard Sale]

Trying to save up for the hospital visit?!

I figure if I can get the bar then I'll just go for the bankruptcy route after that. I am American after all.

 

[_WW_]

Looking for a co-signer.
Unless someone wants to buy some of my junk mail...

 

[JLT]

My wife will kill me if I buy another half eaten Clif without seeing it in person first. Somebody buy this before it ends up on the auction site.

 

[Matt B]

Looking for a co-signer.
Unless someone wants to buy some of my junk mail...

Can you offer some collateral while you make your payments?

 

[Uncle Stu]

Do you take Paypal friends and family? I'm willing to go $1.50 if it was only lawn cast once.

 

[_WW_]

Can you offer some collateral while you make your payments?

I've got an unopened envelope here that says they can save you $675 on your car insurance!

 

[Florida Man]

I’m selling it because Clif bars are fucking gross!

Have you tried the Cool Mint? That's the only one I will eat.

 

[Florida Man]

how many calories?

Half. Lol.

 

[Squatchin]

Damn. I am little strapped for cash. Will you accept trades?

 

[Matt B]

Damn. I am little strapped for cash. Will you accept trades?

Whatcha got? Let’s make a deal.

 

[Squatchin]

Spring 2019 (the "before times") issue of the TU mag. I'll even autograph it.

 

[Matt B]

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Spring 2019 (the "before times") issue of the TU mag. I'll even autograph it.

Meh, no thanks. I’m kinda hungry though. Just not for a Clif bar.

 

[Squatchin]

Damn thats about all I can grab thats within arm's length of the couch. I have a single redvine in kitchen. New condition. You add cash.

 

[Nick Clayton]

How's about a partially filled bottle of the hard to find, original formula SHHAN?

There's at least a quarter inch left in this bottle. I've been aging it under my tying light for a couple of years, hoping for such an occasion

 

[Matt B]

How's about a partially filled bottle of the hard to find, original formula SHHAN?

There's at least a quarter inch left in this bottle. I've been aging it under my tying light for a couple of years, hoping for such an occasion

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That’s some vintage shit, look at that label. Doesn’t that belong in a museum or something? I guess I oughta ink this before you come to your senses. Oh crap, did I just type that out loud?