Half-eaten Clif bar (UPDATE: FULLY EATEN)

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That’s some vintage shit, look at that label. Doesn’t that belong in a museum or something? I guess I oughta ink this before you come to your senses. Oh crap, did I just type that out loud?


Yeah, sorry, after I posted I received several PMs with much more intriguing offers. The Asquith 6 wt plus cash offer was too difficult to pass up.

Best of luck!
 
I have half a Clif bar left from a river float. Chocolate chip. It’s not the same one as from a long time ago, so don’t worry. It‘s a new one. There might be a little more than half since I really only took one bite, but I don’t want to overestimate its condition or value. Half a Clif bar. $2.00 obo. Local pickup only.
If I give you a check for $100, would you refund me the overage via wire transfer?
 
Well, this is embarrassing. It was sitting by the door, near where I keep my keys. I put it there last night after I showed it to someone who stopped by last night to check it out (deal fell through, was a possible trade for a used light rain shell but it didn’t fit) and my dog ate it.
O-MARRRR!!
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Oh well, when it comes out it won’t look much different than when it went in.
 
Damn, just talked myself into offering up a slightly worn Richard Sherman Seahawks jersy for it. Wasn't worn by me or Richard Sherman but smells a like it possibly could have been.
Will have to hold on to it for a trade for a Sage or other high end rod of equal value and performance.
 
While I realize I am probably too late to be a player in this game I can offer up a tanning cream stained scarlet ball cap that appears to be the banquet favor at last years gala gathering of the Mississippi Avocado Growers Association.
 
If you’re considering time shares, I’d like to be 1st in line.
Oh, I see Omar beat me to it, so offer is rescinded.
You know chocolate isn’t good for dogs, right?
 
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If this has indeed been fully consumed, how about just taking the damn ad down? There’s no reason to take the time to edit the listing to say, “Sold” or “Fully Eaten”. In fact it takes less time to just delete the listing. This kind of shit eats at me and takes up unnecessary bandwidth in the clouds.
 
If you’re considering time shares, I’d like to be 1st in line.
Oh, I see Omar beat me to it, so offer is rescinded.
You know chocolate isn’t good for dogs, right?
Yeah, but tell that to Omar!
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If this has indeed been fully consumed, how about just taking the damn ad down? There’s no reason to take the time to edit the listing to say, “Sold” or “Fully Eaten”. In fact it takes less time to just delete the listing. This kind of shit eats at me and takes up unnecessary bandwidth in the clouds.
So I take it you are not interested in the wrapper?
 
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