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That's funny - 'cause when I went off to college, I only ever drank hard liquor at parties because I literally could not swallow "beer"...because I'd only ever tried Bud, Coors, Hamm's, etc.
Then somebody handed me a Shiner Bock, and my world changed!
Yea but did you dress like this?
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That's funny - 'cause when I went off to college, I only ever drank hard liquor at parties because I literally could not swallow "beer"...because I'd only ever tried Bud, Coors, Hamm's, etc.
Then somebody handed me a Shiner Bock, and my world changed!
When i went to college I had to drink swill beers while missing Shiner Bock!
 
The "Kid" is over 50. Maybe he needs a new name?

He looks like a drunk dinner table racist uncle "who keeps it real" that is essentially issued to children at holiday time in my area. They normally come with a Camero or Firebird with at least one primer body panel, three DUIs and a suspended licence.

Bonus is you get to drive the Camero at age twelve to go to the store with him and get more bud light while he cranks Def Leopard or Skynard and talks to you about life, divorce, and how much your dad thinks he's better than him.

Notable skills are bringing fireworks to Christmas, drinking all the top shelf booze before dinner, making your mom uncomfortable with too many compliments on inappropriate things, and leaving twin streaks of rubber in the driveway when dad finally has enough and tells him to leave. You can always tell his replacement by that one cousin who thinks he's really cool. This is the cycle of life in my area for many a young boys.
 
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