An important part of Oregon's history and heritage needs to be celebrated. Please be a part of the solution.

The Nehalem whale is the wrong species to blow up. It needs to be a sperm whale to get the same putrid post-detonation squalene mist effect.

 
Will there be holiday bargain days at local retailers?
 
I just need to point out that if they thought of bringing in a couple of sea otters and there would have never been a problem. That beach would be clean as a parking lot once the necrophilia party was over.
 
I’m all for celebrating the exploding whale, but I think it’s a bit weird that the exploding whale park is actually not where the whale was blown up. It’s not even in the fall out zone. When people are trying to make a pilgrimage to the holy site of the exploding whale, they will be confused!
 
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