Someone mentioned the Ozarks, which I thought was interesting. You couldn't pay me enough to live there. I lived outside of Kansas City for quite some time, and several times drove through various parts in search of fishing - scary place to me, from what I saw and know, not terribly tolerant, has had a history of drug issues, many of the towns are pretty depressed (or were), outside of Columbia, which is not really the Ozarks, not sure education is a priority. Now I may be all wrong on this, I would not mind to be corrected.
Anyways, good luck with your "thought experiment".
Cheers
When my grandson was in Iowa his girlfriend’s parents had a vacation home on Lake of the Ozarks that he thought was nice. Anywhere off the lake could be very sketchy according to what he saw.