Official Cooking of Russell Thread

_WW_ · Oct 20, 2022

Let's cook Russ

Xoxo · Oct 20, 2022

Hahahaha. I love it!

edited to add: It needs a NFR!

_WW_ · Oct 20, 2022

Do you think he'll be a one trick pony?

Peyton00 · Oct 20, 2022

He will be in the hall of fame and probably die with millions of dollars in the bank.

Leland Miyawaki · Oct 20, 2022

He just wants to be an MVP

Evan B · Oct 20, 2022

Subway Removes Russell Wilson's 'Dangerwich' Sandwich After Weeks Of Trolling From Social Media

After weeks of trolling from social media, Subway has removed Russell Wilson's "Dangerwich" sandwich from their Vault menu.

www.totalprosports.com

Pink Nighty · Oct 20, 2022

It's crazy how the hawks traded not just Russell but his terrible offensive line, slow playcallers and the seahawks old playbook of "throw bombs or eat sacks." Its like Bevell, cable and schotty are in the booth again, conspiring to keep Russ from cooking.

If Nathaniel Hackett wasnt such a cheerleading rah rah old pound turf college coach he could learn how to harness the immense talent of russ. Alas it appears to be wasted.

Bass-O-Matic · Oct 20, 2022

Russell Wilson should go on a trip to South America with Aaron Rogers.

Long_Rod_Silvers · Oct 20, 2022

Xoxo · Oct 21, 2022

On that Subway commercial I saw one You Tube comment:
Let Russell Chew. How did we not think of this?

Brute · Oct 21, 2022

I have to admit that when it was announced that Russ was going to the Broncos, I was bummed that the already tight AFC West was going to get tougher…boy was I wrong.

doublespey · Oct 21, 2022

Bring on the Russ Roast - although it's more of a slow BBQ smoke that's happening in Denver.

DimeBrite · Oct 21, 2022

Ciara's eye is starting to wander.

Stonedfish · Oct 21, 2022

Evan B · Oct 21, 2022

Really wonder what will happen if this downard spiral continues. Will he get tired of being the butt of every sports joke and retire? Or will he have his PR team shelter him from the worst of it while he keeps embarrassing himself on and off the field, tarnishing his legacy? It'll be pretty fascinating to see how this plays out. Would be hard to find motivation to peace out when you're making $3mil a game, though, no matter how much everyone hates you.

Ernie · Oct 21, 2022

DimeBrite said:
Ciara's eye is starting to wander.

Not at all, she can’t give up the money. Although she is a singer, she wasn’t as well known until she married Russ. Then she got more exposure because of him.

Bass-O-Matic · Oct 21, 2022

Can't imagine a guy at his level gives a rats ass what the peanut gallery thinks. Never would have gotten where he has if he did,

Wadin' Boot · Oct 21, 2022

Let's Ride!

Let's Cook

Oh, wait, wrong Russ...

Evan B · Oct 21, 2022

Bass-O-Matic said:
Can't imagine a guy at his level gives a rats ass what the peanut gallery thinks. Never would have gotten where he has if he did,

I mean, his entire "brand" is 100% based on what people think of him. So I absolutely think it will get to him if it hasn't already.

Doublebluff · Oct 21, 2022

Maybe... he is really a "system" guy and Pete Carroll had the right system for him.

Really good players make people around him better. He has not done any of that in Denver.

Then again, it is only ~ half a season.