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krusty

We're on the Road to Nowhere...
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Capt Insano Emeritis

Legend
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This took me way too long to figure out but it reminds me of a college basketball game I watched that was in Pullman and when the three officials gathered together to decide on a play, the student section started chanting "rock paper scissors, rock paper scissors !" Hilarious.
“Roshambo”
Burning pram annual contest- winner uses a hand made fly rod for a year until the next October event
 

Mukman

Life of the Party
Son: “Dad, I can’t go to sleep, the bougie man is under my bed.”

Dad: “Don’t you mean the boogeyman?”

Voice from under the bed: “The thread count on these sheets is RIDICULOUS.”
 

Herkileez

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My wife and I have been together almost as long as Sirhan Sirhan has been in jail (I don't know who'll be out first))

I was looking through our texts the other day. It seems most of them take place in Costco (where we go for the 7-course meals: ie: free food samples).
..and this (literally) is what they were:

-Where are you?
-in front
-ok
-Where are you?
-at cashier
-okay
-Where are you?
- at vehicle
-where r u?
-meat
-Need socks?
-yup
-Where are you?
-Turn around.

...and on and on......

Yup...The secret to a good marriage is communication.
 
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