A man and woman meet in the old folks home and hit it off, eventually they decide to become intimate. The woman is standing in front of the man and says " Honey, I'm gonna give you super sex". The ol' boy looks up and asks "What kind of soup?"
Got the usual morning email from our local newspaper this morning showing articles in todays paper. I was scrolling down on my iPad and caught the headline for one article sitting next to the picture of the next article. I think the launch failed.
Total sidebar but since it was a shocker to me, FYI. I was just on a private photo safari in Tanzania. Most of us grew up seeing travelogues from Africa and they were nearly always driving Land Rovers. Not anymore. I saw probably 100s of safari vehicles (mostly pop tops), of which maybe 2 were LRs, and 1 Nissan. At least 95% were Toyotas. There are apparently 2 companies in Africa that buy Toyota diesel pickups, and covert them into either 6 or 8 passenger Cruisers, nearly all with pop tops, and every one of them with snorkels. Apparently the common joke among guides is: “Jeep? Stupid fucker! Land Rover? Stupid rich fucker!”.
Anyway, being a Toyota guy myself, I noticed.