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cdnred
Life of the Party
I have to tell you this, I was behind a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things.
The granddad is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long . . . easy boy.”
Another outburst and I heard the granddad calmly say: “It’s okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there, boy.”
At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the basket. Granddad says again in a controlled voice: “William, William, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes, stay cool William.”
Well, i was really impressed, so i went outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. I said to the Granddad “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his granddad.”
“Thanks,” said the Granddad. “But I am William. The little heathens name is Kevin.
The granddad is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long . . . easy boy.”
Another outburst and I heard the granddad calmly say: “It’s okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there, boy.”
At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the basket. Granddad says again in a controlled voice: “William, William, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes, stay cool William.”
Well, i was really impressed, so i went outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. I said to the Granddad “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his granddad.”
“Thanks,” said the Granddad. “But I am William. The little heathens name is Kevin.
https://www.flatuscents.com/ When riding to the river with your buddy and you smell roses you can say thankyou
I once interviewed for a position has the head of the painting dept. for the Hyatt Grand Champions Hotel and Tennis Resort.
The interviewer asked "how long I was planning to stay with them?".
I told him "as long as I'm happy here and that's about as long as you'll want me stay".
I got the position.
The interviewer asked "how long I was planning to stay with them?".
I told him "as long as I'm happy here and that's about as long as you'll want me stay".
I got the position.
MT_Flyfisher
Life of the Party
Triploidjunkie
Life of the Party
TicTokCroc
Sunkist and Sudafed
Explain to me why people think this is funny. I just don't think so. It's a punk rocker holding two filet's I just don't get it.
Zak
Legend
The Rocker is Billy Idol who had a hit song with the lyric: "It's a nice day, for a white wedding."
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"Since we don't control the air, our good air decided to float over to China's bad air. So when China gets our good air, their bad air got to move. So it moves over to our good air space. Then -- now we got we to clean that back up."
And now I finally understand the phenomenon known as climate change.
"Since we don't control the air, our good air decided to float over to China's bad air. So when China gets our good air, their bad air got to move. So it moves over to our good air space. Then -- now we got we to clean that back up."
And now I finally understand the phenomenon known as climate change.
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