NFR Humor

[Peyton00]

Despite the fact that the cost of living keeps going up, it still remains quite popular.

 

[Herkileez]

For those having trouble getting an appointment for a doctor's checkup.....this might be a good option....
Martha Stewarts' Pretty Kitty Litter....



Follow me for more medical advice

 

[Merle]

Want to gross out the kids? Plant a pile of chocolate covered raisins in the yard and pretend its deer poop. Then, do the unthinkable and pick it up and eat it in front of them. Their reaction will be priceless!

Milk Duds look a lot like elk sign as well. I think Pat McManus pulled that trick in one of his stories!

 

[Clean Willy]

 

[mark wlker]

Genie: What’s your first wish?

Toby: I wish I was rich.

Genie: Granted, what’s your second wish?

Rich: I want lots of money.

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[VAGABOND]

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I feel your pain, I really do.

 

[Stonedfish]

I feel your pain, I really do.
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Yes indeed…. ;(
SF

 

[VAGABOND]

I’m not sure, but Somebody may be trying to tell us something…just sayin’

 

[TicTokCroc]

 

[Bagman]

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the bunny needs the have a hair lip

 

[Herkileez]

 

[BriGuy]

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Holy crap! That scares me and I'm 60.

 

[TicTokCroc]

 

[Northern]

Disclaimer: Before anyone is offended...this is not political. Nobody - and I mean nobody - wants to have this picture in their head! It would not really be better if it were Biden...

An actual headline today:

Good god, does she not realize that video is famous not for smashing things but because Miley is naked riding a wrecking ball??
Gah!! If this spawns memes, I'm gonna have to put my eyes out

 

[Jake Watrous]

Disclaimer: Before anyone is offended...this is not political. Nobody - and I mean nobody - wants to have this picture in their head! It would not really be better if it were Biden...

An actual headline today:
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Good god, does she not realize that video is famous not for smashing things but because Miley is naked riding a wrecking ball??
Gah!! If this spawns memes, I'm gonna have to put my eyes out

From Huffington Post in 2015/2017:

Donald Trump: Not the Candidate We Need, But the One We Deserve

It seems as though some troublemakers never grow up. Long before Donald Trump became the political joke and juggernaut of the 2016 presidential elections, he was once a young prankster with a reputation for being a class clown.

www.huffpost.com

…and that’s enough internet for me for a while. Gonna go see if I can physically remove that visual with a melon baller.

 

[VAGABOND]

Back to our regular schedule of programming:

 

[DFG]

the bunny needs the have a hair lip

MISSING THE PUN OPPORTUNITY: HARE LIP; 10 YARD PENALTY

 

[bobduck]

It's Easter............so old joke...........why does the Easter Bunny hide the eggs? He doesn't want his friends to know he's been screwing chickens...........Sorry, someone had to do say it.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I think they have had enough triple macchiato’s.