NFR Humor

[bobduck]

Little boy tells the little girl I have cookie, she says I have two cookies. He says well I have an apple. She says so what, I have two apples. He gets angry and pulls down his pants and says I bet you don't have one of these. She say Ha! and pulls down her pants and says mommy says as long as I have one of these I can get all of those I want.

 

[Mossback]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[cdnred]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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Have a pair of these in your pocket. When the doctor stares at your “pocket” well just make something up like “just happy to see ya doc”

 

[Dloy]

A friend had his wife write on his butt “Turn on lights before entering tunnel”.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Nobody is happy about a prostate exam. At least no one I know. When i went to my first… is nervous the right term? Well did not take long and when he said what he said “fine” something. I asked him,” was it good for you?” He damn near doubled over.

 

[up2nogood]

Nobody is happy about a prostate exam. At least no one I know. When i went to my first… is nervous the right term? Well did not take long and when he said what he said “fine” something. I asked him,” was it good for you?” He damn near doubled over.

I remember the first one very clearly. I said to him that was fun , his reply back was, it was a ball for me too .

 

[Dloy]

Have a pair of these in your pocket. When the doctor stares at your “pocket” well just make something up like “just happy to see ya doc”View attachment 59392

We had fish gloves on a seiner that looked like this. Called them “anti-beatoff gloves”.

 

[mark wlker]

Ask the DR. if he saw your dignity up there.

 

[Kfish]

 

[Zak]

Nobody is happy about a prostate exam. At least no one I know. When i went to my first… is nervous the right term? Well did not take long and when he said what he said “fine” something. I asked him,” was it good for you?” He damn near doubled over.

I bet it was the first time he heard that one!

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I bet it was the first time he heard that one!

Drs and PA’s probably ask the young ones if they heard it from a patient yet

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Drs and PA’s probably ask the young ones if they heard it from a patient yet

I said that 30 years ago when I turned 40

 

[cdnred]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Ask the DR. if he saw your dignity up there.

If he did i want to know what kind of headlamp he uses.

 

[RCF]

Right after graduating from college I was an assistand manager of and sold shoes at a high-end retailer. Fond memories for sure is all I will say...

 

[DanielOcean]

 

[Shawn Seeger]

Sometimes the signs and words can just be hurtful!