NFR When 2 wrongs make a right

[Billy]

Here is a neighborhood story.
My retired neighbor lounges a lot on her front porch. She has had a few problems with a guy walking his dogs and the dogs pooping in her yard. He didn't notice her on the porch, so when he started to walk away, she offered a bag for his poop, the guy declined and said he would come back and scoop the mess. He never returned. She told me it happened again, this time she watched from her upstairs bedroom. She decided to follow the guy and found out where he lived. Fast forward a couple days and she comes to me and asked me if I would collect my dogs poop in a plastic baggie inside a bucket for her. I asked her what the story was and she explained the situation.
I give her a week's worth of two dogs poop and she takes it and heads back to her house. Fast forward a couple more days, and she tells me she went to his house, opened the screen door and dumped all that shit right between the main door and screen door.
She is such a sweet old lady, i like her much more now.


End of story.

Bless her heart!

 

[Matt B]

FYI.....I've found that in those scenarios laying a light rain shell down on the floor of the head helps keep my feet nice and clean

Oh, really? I thought you used fly rod cork grips to clean your floors.

 

[Nick Clayton]

Oh, really? I thought you used fly rod cork grips to clean your floors.

I used to until I discovered the rain shell foot protection program.

These days I use cork grips to brush my teeth mostly

 

[ffb]

I used to until I discovered the rain shell foot protection program.

These days I use cork grips to brush my teeth mostly

If the shit is too deep for the light rain shell to handle, I find a pair of sealskinz really helps keep the feet dry.

 

[Divad]

If you see people walking pups and they aren’t carrying a filled poo bag then they’re leaving it. It annoys me so freaking much as a responsible dog owner.

Side note these bags rock, are corn/compostable and fairly strong.

 

[PhilR]

Two wrongs do NOT make a right. (But three do.)

In Tucson at rush hour, three rights make a left.

 

[FinLuver]

People are asshat rude who think it is ok to let their dog piss and shit in another person’s yard…

I’ve been known to break out the hose and spray down the offenders, along with a complimentary tongue lashing.

Now get off my lawn!!

 

[mcswny]

This thread is full of real subtle, yet solid puns.

 

[DoesItFloat]

That's a lot of handling of poop by a couple different people for a little bit of passive-aggressive revenge. Wouldn't happen anywhere else other than the PNW.

 

[DoesItFloat]

This thread is full of real subtle, yet solid puns.

Poop jokes aren't my favorite types of jokes, but they're a solid number 2.

 

[Nick Clayton]

What, in other states do little old ladies just beat the shit out of neighborhood dog poop offenders as soon as the act is witnessed?

Nothing about this says passive aggressive to me.

Reading so often about how tough everyone is in other states has me pretty thankful I don't travel much.

 

[Mossback]

Little old ladies will kick your ass...a couple states over.

 

[Nick Clayton]

 

[Yard Sale]

Its even worse a couple countries over!

 

[Bambooflyguy]

I’ll add to this shitty thread.......

 

[Nick Clayton]

I’ll add to this shitty thread.......

As a guide I'm typically the one dispersing dog shit, and bullshit as well, but I'm not accustomed to picking it up

 

[FinLuver]

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That G-ma just doesn’t stand for Grand ya know…

 

[DoesItFloat]

Nothing about this says passive aggressive to me.

Yeah nothing passive aggressive about 1) remaining silent about your demands 2) then quietly stalking the offender 3) then exacting revenge anonymously 4) with the help of a neighbor.

 

[Nick Clayton]

Yeah nothing passive aggressive about 1) remaining silent about your demands 2) then quietly stalking the offender 3) then exacting revenge anonymously 4) with the help of a neighbor.

Lol Ok bud

 

[Mukman]

When I was a kid, we had a neighbor whose dog, which was allowed to run loose, would consistently crap on our lawn. My old man took to pouring bacon grease on the piles, and reveled in the knowledge that the dog, after eating its own piles, would go home and lick its owners face.