We Got These River Otters Comin' In

I used to think they were all cuddly and cute until I found out they rape other animals young to death. Dark stuff.
 
One morning walking down a dark Puget Sound beach just before the sun came up, I came up on a pack of 11 (eleven! seriously!) otters rushing up the beach to get to the salmon hole before I did. I had no idea I was in such mortal danger, but I will never make that mistake again..

They did get to the salmon hole before I did, but apparently they wanted the sculpin hole instead, because they just kept cruising down the beach out of sight.
 
DoesItFloat said:
I used to think they were all cuddly and cute until I found out they rape other animals young to death. Dark stuff.
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They got my buddy in his sleeping bag. He's so traumatized he quit fishing altogether. Can't even see a river without losing it. They held him down and took turns till they had their fun then shit on his pillow. Bastards.
 
My fishing friend stops at the Deschutes often to fly fish from time to time since his business involves central Oregon. He said this is the worst year for rattlesnakes. He said he’d never seen so many. They are in numbers this year. The hot weather pissing them off?
 
Porter2 said:
My fishing friend stops at the Deschutes often to fly fish from time to time since his business involves central Oregon. He said this is the worst year for rattlesnakes. He said he’d never seen so many. They are in numbers this year. The hot weather pissing them off?
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This is interesting to me as the yellow jackets and hornets are extremely bad this year as well. I've seen more nests and had more encounters of note with some hits this season than I have in the last five years.
 
Sea Otters are obviously different from River Otters. A Sea Otter will steal your surfboard, and a River Otter will rip your face apart. But they both seem to be "assholish". I kind of like them for that in a way. Hell, in Northern California the River Otters used to only defecate on the cleats that my boat was tied to. In my mind they were just "raging against the machine".
 
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Sea Otters are extremely cute. They have the "power of the cute". The rats in New York City are not cute. Although Sea Otters are more destructive and more vile, their cuteness makes them a perfect candidate to be used as a huge cash flow that is based solely on lies...and the "power of the cute".
 
Misophonics trigger listening to someone eat steak with their mouth open. Hearing an "adorable" otter chew through a fish would probably ruin a misophonic, particularly when the otter's malocclusions repeatedly shudder against one another. Truly horrific sounds from an animal that makes for a good hat.....

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Didn't see any otters today, but one less possum. Trigger warning
 

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