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Fishing the fly waters today, I dug my cleats into a spot that allowed me to fish for about 20 min working the shortest cast I can make out to the longest with nice slow swings on each repetition. I fished it well, but alas didn't elicit anything that even a reasonably talented exaggerator like myself could pass off as a tug. All good, I started to turn and burn to the car so I could drive up to the next beat. That's where things went wrong. I'm old enough that 'digging in' for 20 min leaves the lower extremities in a less than nimble state; all stoved up is how my brother used to describe it. The hips turned, the thighs got the message, but neurons ceased to fire or care from there down. I wound up taking a full-on, waders filling, fleece jacket drenching face-plant. I got up, made sure no one was watching. made a few amends for some surly language that somehow escaped my lips and realized I was in OK shape. I was only knee deep and less than 3min from the car that had dry clothes and warm coffee in it. That's when I saw my rod about a foot under the surface floating downstream. Somehow I managed to stop it's progress with my wading staff and stab my already soaked arm far enough out to just catch the lower grip and bring the rig back to hand.

I was maybe a few seconds from a situation where this post would have been titled: lost in the North Umpqua fly waters: SageX 8130 with new Hardy Bougle, contact me for reward. Gotta be mindful out there. I won't wade deep or wonder too far from the car in winter. Now I need some sort of memory catalyst to take a minute and make sure the extremities are all working after that last cast and swing.

I have a tradition of buying a bottle at the Trading Post when I catch a fly waters steelie. I gave myself a Mulligan today and grabbed a bottle of Buffalo Trace whiskey as a consolation prize-- medicinal purposes only.
 
Fishing the fly waters today, I dug my cleats into a spot that allowed me to fish for about 20 min working the shortest cast I can make out to the longest with nice slow swings on each repetition. I fished it well, but alas didn't elicit anything that even a reasonably talented exaggerator like myself could pass off as a tug. All good, I started to turn and burn to the car so I could drive up to the next beat. That's where things went wrong. I'm old enough that 'digging in' for 20 min leaves the lower extremities in a less than nimble state; all stoved up is how my brother used to describe it. The hips turned, the thighs got the message, but neurons ceased to fire or care from there down. I wound up taking a full-on, waders filling, fleece jacket drenching face-plant. I got up, made sure no one was watching. made a few amends for some surly language that somehow escaped my lips and realized I was in OK shape. I was only knee deep and less than 3min from the car that had dry clothes and warm coffee in it. That's when I saw my rod about a foot under the surface floating downstream. Somehow I managed to stop it's progress with my wading staff and stab my already soaked arm far enough out to just catch the lower grip and bring the rig back to hand.

I was maybe a few seconds from a situation where this post would have been titled: lost in the North Umpqua fly waters: SageX 8130 with new Hardy Bougle, contact me for reward. Gotta be mindful out there. I won't wade deep or wonder too far from the car in winter. Now I need some sort of memory catalyst to take a minute and make sure the extremities are all working after that last cast and swing.

I have a tradition of buying a bottle at the Trading Post when I catch a fly waters steelie. I gave myself a Mulligan today and grabbed a bottle of Buffalo Trace whiskey today as a consolation prize-- medicinal purposes only.
Always feels a bit weird to “like” a post in which someone has some misfortune. That said, in this case it sounds as if you came out only slightly wet and worse for wear so 👍
 
Fishing the fly waters today, I dug my cleats into a spot that allowed me to fish for about 20 min working the shortest cast I can make out to the longest with nice slow swings on each repetition. I fished it well, but alas didn't elicit anything that even a reasonably talented exaggerator like myself could pass off as a tug. All good, I started to turn and burn to the car so I could drive up to the next beat. That's where things went wrong. I'm old enough that 'digging in' for 20 min leaves the lower extremities in a less than nimble state; all stoved up is how my brother used to describe it. The hips turned, the thighs got the message, but neurons ceased to fire or care from there down. I wound up taking a full-on, waders filling, fleece jacket drenching face-plant. I got up, made sure no one was watching. made a few amends for some surly language that somehow escaped my lips and realized I was in OK shape. I was only knee deep and less than 3min from the car that had dry clothes and warm coffee in it. That's when I saw my rod about a foot under the surface floating downstream. Somehow I managed to stop it's progress with my wading staff and stab my already soaked arm far enough out to just catch the lower grip and bring the rig back to hand.

I was maybe a few seconds from a situation where this post would have been titled: lost in the North Umpqua fly waters: SageX 8130 with new Hardy Bougle, contact me for reward. Gotta be mindful out there. I won't wade deep or wonder too far from the car in winter. Now I need some sort of memory catalyst to take a minute and make sure the extremities are all working after that last cast and swing.

I have a tradition of buying a bottle at the Trading Post when I catch a fly waters steelie. I gave myself a Mulligan today and grabbed a bottle of Buffalo Trace whiskey as a consolation prize-- medicinal purposes only.
Glad you are ok! A couple times I have fallen hard and fast among rocks. One instant stepping from rock to rock, the next instant horizontal. Both times could have been so much worse with a blow to the head.
 
Always feels a bit weird to “like” a post in which someone has some misfortune. That said, in this case it sounds as if you came out only slightly wet and worse for wear so 👍
'sall good. I'm sitting in my living room with a small tumbler of the aforementioned whiskey basking in the warmth of the wood stove so thumbs-ups are very appropriate. You know the more I think about it, I think my line might have paused unnaturally for a few seconds on one of those casts so I'm gonna call that a grab...
 
Very glad you are ok…

A couple years ago I hiked a bit to a spot to swing a streamer…got a big tug, got a glimpse of a big brown that decided to head downstream… of course I pursued boulder hopping and lodged my foot while chasing the fish…right knee and hip reminded me I wasn’t 60 anymore…and of course broke off the fish, insult to injury…
 
In winter now I wear a kayaker dry top. I cinch the neck, wrists and belt the waist. Works rather well, otherwise dunks are day enders.
last month, with snow on the bank and way cold water, my Riverstick wading staff saved me from a full on dunk...was mid thigh deep on the Fall River working my way to a fave casting spot, feeling ahead of my step when my Riverstick suddenly dropped into a hole deep enough my staff hand submerged and I almost went over. These days I check to make sure my wading staff is in the rig first, the rod second.
 
last month, with snow on the bank and way cold water, my Riverstick wading staff saved me from a full on dunk...was mid thigh deep on the Fall River working my way to a fave casting spot, feeling ahead of my step when my Riverstick suddenly dropped into a hole deep enough my staff hand submerged and I almost went over. These days I check to make sure my wading staff is in the rig first, the rod second.
Another win for Riverstick, I don’t go to the river without mine.
 
Another win for Riverstick, I don’t go to the river without mine.
River sticks are awesome. They don't help when they're collapsed down and in the 'hammer holster' like mine was today when I fell. I really need some sort of memory device when I hop to the next rock -- unfurl the staff, make sure the extremities are free, etc.
 
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This thread reminds me it's been a long time since I took a proper dunking. Uh-oh....

Glad you're all good. That's always the good part.
 
This thread reminds me it's been a long time since I took a proper dunking. Uh-oh....

Glad you're all good. That's always the good part.

Now you did it. I'm usually the one that gets wet on our outings. 😉
 
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