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PNWFF Business Course, The Business of Shrimp, hard lessons from the corporate world

Case 1: Red Lobster and the case of Endless Shrimp


The casual dining sector of our economy has grown reliably for decades. Chilis, Applebees, Dennys, Waffle House and the subject of this article, Red Lobster are some of the leaders in this market. They extensively advertise on TV, and what they show in those ads is exactly what you get. A multitude of options to eat a relaxed, enjoyable meal where you can guarantee a selection that, at-minimum, includes Caesar salad, fried mozarella sticks and a selection of light beers.

Apart from offering a delicious salad and appetizing assortment of ales, Red Lobster is a reliable distributor of seafoods best suited for freezer storage and fast cooking. Shrimp, fried fish and yes, even lobster. Their mastery of distribution to dish led to remarkable growth that parallels the decline in American Cooking Competencies. Through the 1990's until now, an empire of 700 Red Lobster restaurants emerged in the North American market. A series of dark room investment buyouts and takeovers soon followed, The Red Lobster Chain was acquired by an Investment company run by money-grubbing, lobster-hating pale stooges who in turn sold Red Lobster's strip mall real estate out from under them. Red Lobster now had a new overhead expense, rent. This new expense escalated problems immensely, particularly when rents stayed constant when patrons, during the lean Covid era, did not.

In their absence of wisdom, the anemic leadership at Red Lobster tried to turn things around by offering a special they called "Endless Shrimp." It's exactly what it sounds like, and fun too. One person orders this dish and if you keep eating it, the waitstaff keep bringing you shrimp. You can't take any home, you can't box it, you can't share with another. It's just you verses the shrimp, piles and piles of them. Best of all it this option was priced at around $20, about $10 less than most meal options from Red Lobster.

Soon various Shrimp deficient Americans and Canadians realized this was a good deal. They emerged from caves and bunkers to eat, millions of them showing up all over the country with a crisp $20 bill and their finest cargo shorts, white sneakers and weekend athletic wear. This previously unidentified Army of Shrimp Gluttons mobilized in an unprecedented manner, gobbling shrimp in a way that you might have only imagined. Specifically, if had you lived through the entire nightmare of COVID dreaming and praying for some kind of option to eat endless bowls of buttered shrimp in garlic, or shrimp scampi, well, Red Lobster's promotion was the answer to all that longing. Their dreams came through, big time. If there was a god of Shrimp, it lived in the Temple of Red Lobster.

Red Lobster didn't realize how amazingly good these culinary athletes were at eating shrimp. Some folks could slay 80-100 shrimp in a sitting. This pencilled out to a cost of way more than $20 a plate. Red Lobster management did not anticipate this. Shrimp were proving their downfall, tips were down, the nightly take way off, the waitstaff miserable under the constant harassment for more shrimp. So the weaselly, pellucid corporate hacks did what any good management team would do, they declared bankruptcy. This Shrimp Bubble was too frothy, too dangerous to sustain this behemoth of casual dining.

Is it RIP for Red Lobster? I don't know. But one things for sure, if you have a way to deliver endless shrimp and monetize it, you might be looking at a feast, or a famine.

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The casual dining sector of our economy has grown reliably for decades. Chilis, Applebees, Dennys, Waffle House and the subject of this article, Red Lobster are some of the leaders in this market. They extensively advertise on TV, and what they show in those ads is exactly what you get. A multitude of options to eat a relaxed, enjoyable meal where you can guarantee a selection that, at-minimum, includes Caesar salad, fried mozarella sticks and a selection of light beers.
Boot, bro, have you ever even BEEN to a Waffle House? Ain't no Caesar salads and you go there AFTER drinking beers.
 
In the Style of impersonating AI you can get stuff mildly/wildly wrong, so thank you Matt for pointing my error out. I have enjoyed Waffle House meal, most recently the Waffle House #952 on Yale Blvd SE, not far from Albuquerque's Sunport. And as I deep dive Waffle House Beer vs No BEER, there is one that serves beer in Atlanta (Road Trip? Anyone? Anyone?) and salads, correct again, Matt, were abandoned years ago.

Anyways, In Fact checking this first entry in PNWFF Business Course, I have come to realize Waffle House only serves food that is A- stored in vats and B- emerges from pipes.

And maybe that is lesson #2: Success in the North American Casual Dining Market... Can you store your food in a vat? And can you dispense it somehow in a pipe?

In 2024 Waffle House's incremental and steady investment strategies in underground storage tanks and hydraulic pumps paid off big time, clobbering the competition in Vat'n'Pipe establishments. They've cornered the North American Gummable consumer market, and have, pardon the expression, choked out Denny's and IHOP in serving palatable, low fiber, goo.

So thank, you, kind reader, for improving our course offering!
 
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No prob. Training people who are pretending to be AI as if I'm training an AI is clearly worthwhile and one of my life's works that I'm most proud of. Also, the best thing to order at Waffle House is a double order of hash browns scattered smothered and covered. The next best thing is a bacon egg and cheese sandwich.
 
PNWFF Business Course, The Business of Shrimp, hard lessons from the corporate world

Case 1: Red Lobster and the case of Endless Shrimp

Soon various Shrimp deficient Americans and Canadians realized this was a good deal. They emerged from caves and bunkers to eat, millions of them showing up all over the country with a crisp $20 bill and their finest cargo shorts, white sneakers and weekend athletic wear. This previously unidentified Army of Shrimp Gluttons mobilized in an unprecedented manner, gobbling shrimp in a way that you might have only imagined. Specifically, if had you lived through the entire nightmare of COVID dreaming and praying for some kind of option to eat endless bowls of buttered shrimp in garlic, or shrimp scampi, well, Red Lobster's promotion was the answer to all that longing. Their dreams came through, big time. If there was a god of Shrimp, it lived in the Temple of Red Lobster.

Boot,
That is pure gold standard stuff right there. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
SF
 
Don't forget there was (or still is) an issue with Red Lobster's meal source, meaning King Crab. The seasons in the Bering Sea has been non existent for the last 2 years because of the lack of crab. Guess where Red Lobster buys their King Crab. I know a gal who issues the permits for fishing King Crab and Ophelia crab that works for PMFC. So, where does Red Lobster acquire their big crab legs?
Business does not always work with Big Corporations selling and taking over. Yes, they get greedy.

My daughter and I were there for lunch celebrating my birthday. My daughter also asked the server where the seafood was sourced from, server could not answer the question. Both of us gave the server a big tip and wished her well, she was unaware the business was about to file bankruptcy. I hope the business survives along with Applebee's, this gal just does not eat out often.
 
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It was at a Chili's Too at an airport...somewhere...where I had the worst wings of my life. Soft and gooey on the outside, and actual ice in between the bones of the flats. They must've taken them out of the microwave too early while heating them up for me. Or maybe they just didn't read the directions correctly on the bag. I would've sent them back but the server seemingly stowed away on a flight to Sheboygan and I didn't have time to spare for my own flight, so I doused them in hot sauce, probably something lame like Cholula and nibbled what I could stomach.
 
According to my brother who spent several years sailing the Caribbean Red Lobster buys (or bought) fish that were dynamited by local fisherman. Also a lot of shrimp sold in the US is grown overseas in less than desirable conditions. No thanks.
 
Skipper's had an all ya could eat shrimp and fish deal that I used to hammer a couple time a month, then I don't know just what happened, but I just quit going there.
This was maybe 30 plus yrs ago and I just can't remember stuff as well as I used to.
I kinda don't darken the doors of the chain eateries any more.
Support yer local home owned or family eateries.
 
In "doing the research" for this article, the closest Waffle House to Seattle is in Fort Collins Colorado. I think this is something we should all be damn proud of. Maybe the AM waffle market has been undercut by the Best Western, La Quinta, Red Lion, Embassy Sweets hotel waffle makers which have reminded everyone that travels these establishments that a moist make-yer-own waffle is a great and empowering way to start your day! You don't really need Waffle House when you got Golden Malted on your team...

See at these establishments you can pretty much- as soon as the breakfast nook opens at 7 till when it it ends at 9- you can go to town and pretty much near always cook "endless waffles" so long as there aren't a bunch of like-minded waffle lovers doing the same...

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...the first member of PNWFF to cook a fresh caught lake stocker on a La Quinta breakfast room's Golden Malted large waffle maker....
 
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In "doing the research" for this article, the closest Waffle House to Seattle is in Fort Collins Colorado. I think this is something we should all be damn proud of. Maybe the AM waffle market has been undercut by the Best Western, La Quinta, Red Lion, Embassy Sweets hotel waffle makers which have reminded everyone that travels these establishments that a moist make-yer-own waffle is a great and empowering way to start your day! You don't really need Waffle House when you got Golden Malted on your team...

Lewis and Clark, Krispy Kreme, Chick-fil-a, and barred owls all made their way out here. I figure it's just a matter of time before Waffle House does, too. I will celebrate that day.

...the first member of PNWFF to cook a fresh caught lake stocker on a La Quinta breakfast room's Golden Malted large waffle maker....

...gets a damn fine trophy, and possibly some bail money.
 
as to thread drift...On 60's surf trips from the SF Bay Area to upper Baja, days of 25 cents/gallon gas (four teens in a three on the tree Econoline van), our first stop coming back was at an 'All You Can Eat $1.95' buffet just a few miles from the border crossing. We'd eat until we were as stuffed and motionless as dead pigs at the trough with the manager demanding we leave.
 
...the first member of PNWFF to cook a fresh caught lake stocker on a La Quinta breakfast room's Golden Malted large waffle maker....
I coulda' done that this weekend at the Omak Inn! If, 1. I'd kept a trout; and 2. I'd thought to try it. They had one of those waffle makers in the breakfast area. They only cook for 2 and a half minutes per try, though. So it might take a couple passes to get a breakfast trout to that desired medium-rare.
 
Hey. I been to that Waffle House in Fort Collins. Got the covered & smothered hash browns too! I didn’t know about the “drink beers before” part. Won’t make that mistake again.
 
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