Oh, you need to go spend some time on a old n slow diesel with some really tight swells and wind chop. Then go crawl up into the bow or the head, that should do the trick.
For those who don't know, I have puked from being seasick more than any man alive. Being that I'm about to turn 53, it's just an annoyance to deal with to fish the salt. It is just the open blue these days as I got my PS sea legs at about 12yrs old.
But,
for those that have never suffered being seasick, it is worse than the worst food poisoning,
but only worse!
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One welcomes death over the gut wrenching, twisting never ending convulsing pain. The cold sweats that hit, and you know in a moment your about you chum yet again, for the 15th time in the last hr.
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Except your not puking anymore, now you have the dry heaves, even worse! Your mom tries to console you and give you a nice cold Fresca, only 30 seconds later its churned right back up bu this time it goes out your nose. YEAH
Praying to God that dad will turn around but knowing there is another 8 hrs of hell. Hoping he will limit out quickly, or that he will get tired and head to the leeward side of Hope island and let you fish for some true cod
Hah,
ya right.
One would pray to fall a sleep wishing someone or God would end your existance,
and the suffering.
Every ounce of your being is screaming inside you, there is nothing that can end this pain and suffering!
Dad starts screaming as there's a fish on, he's yelling at you get out of the way as he's rushing to get the rod out of the holder. still groggy from near death, wondering if you were actually asleep, you wish you were.
Again once the boat is out of gear you feel the cold sweats, yet again, knowing what is next.
Chaos ensures as you are in a daze of puke, puke soaked life preserver, mixed with herring oil and the blue smoke of an old 2 stroke motor!
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