Reflections from the end of my first long term relationship

[Mossback]

Definition of polygamy...one wife too many.
Definition of monogamy...one wife too many.

 

[Zak]

I'm just gonna balance some of the other posts by saying that I have been happily married to my first wife for 26 years, and my parents are still happily married after 55+ years.

 

[krusty]

We went to a nude fun run many years ago (we elected to remain clothed)...once was enough. I saw things that I cannot unsee.

That nudist ranch still exists, but I suspect all the sun damaged geriatric skin makes it resemble a flesh-toned topo map with a varicose vein interstate highways.

 

[Jim F.]

That nudist ranch still exists

Wrinkle Ranch?

 

[krusty]

Wrinkle Ranch?

I hear the population has suffered sustained shrinkage, as well as severe chronic droopage.

 

[Brute]

Looking forward to the 'trip teport' from the strip club...don't forget pics...lots of pics.

Back in the day, we referred to it as the “Arts & Science Tour”…

 

[Jim F.]

I hear the population has suffered sustained shrinkage, as well as severe chronic droopage.

"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em."

 

[Snopro]

"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em."

"When to run"

 

[Dave G]

I can just picture a nudist retreat in Western Washington with everyone wearing sweaters, 'cause it's too damn chilly!

 

[Jim F.]

Or too damn scary . . .

 

[Paige]

The reflection would blind pilots and be seen from space!

There uses to be a nudist camp by the canyon park shopping center off 405 on 228th, and there was one up on Index Gealina road.
Both are long gone.

 

[speedbird]

The reflection would blind pilots and be seen from space!

There uses to be a nudist camp by the canyon park shopping center off 405 on 228th, and there was one up on Index Gealina road.
Both are long gone.

I am surprised more people don't talk about what goes on just North of the oil docks...

 

[Salmo_g]

what goes on just North of the oil docks...

What?

 

[speedbird]

What?

There’s been a nude beach over there for quite some time. Technically illegal but sparsely enforced as it’s private property that people trespass on. I had the experience of seeing folks over there when I took my teenage cousin flounder pounding haha

 

[Bambooflyguy]

Awesome you have a good sense of humor! Pounding the flounder….is that what the kids are calling it nowadays???

 

[2MANY]

Used to be a nude beach in Marine Area 13 near Evergreen State.
When towing skiers we would power the boat down and drop the skier there without them knowing.

Back then there was a ton of female armpit hair and lower birds nest hanging out.

 

[DimeBrite]

There’s been a nude beach over there for quite some time. Technically illegal but sparsely enforced as it’s private property that people trespass on. I had the experience of seeing folks over there when I took my teenage cousin flounder pounding haha

Blue nitrile glove zone

 

[Mossback]

I took my teenage cousin flounder pounding haha

You're from the South then I take it ?

 

[HauntedByWaters]

There was this nude beach I used to go to around there, must be the same place. Flounder fishing was so good it was hard to put my clothes back on.

 

[Wadin' Boot]

Blue nitrile glove zone

Nudists wearing just blue nitriles ratchets the needle way up on the creepy-as-all-get-out Patrick Bateman meter.

Although, frankly, would love to be a fly on the wall at a new Job Interview where said nitrile-loving nudist is confidently explaining the tan lines to the forward-focused and results-driven McKinsey or Goldman Sachs management panel conducting the interview.

"the nitriles are my one non-negotiable..."