Reflections from the end of my first long term relationship

Definition of polygamy...one wife too many.
Definition of monogamy...one wife too many.
 
We went to a nude fun run many years ago (we elected to remain clothed)...once was enough. I saw things that I cannot unsee.

That nudist ranch still exists, but I suspect all the sun damaged geriatric skin makes it resemble a flesh-toned topo map with a varicose vein interstate highways.
 
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I hear the population has suffered sustained shrinkage, as well as severe chronic droopage.
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em."
 
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