Official contest: Artificial intelligence-generated fly fishing writings

Evan B

Evan B

Bobber Downey Jr.
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Well, I've accidentally discovered the world of AI-generated writings. You give it a prompt, and it gives you surprisingly good results.

Link: https://chat.openai.com/chat
How to do it:
1. Sign up. You have to make an account and confirm with a text message. Like many things I sign up for, I recommend using a fake email relay from Firefox: https://relay.firefox.com/ - all my techy friends say signing up is safe and this is a very legit project.

2. Give it a writing prompt.

3. See the brilliance you've created!

4. Paste the results here. We will verify that it was generated by the AI and not altered. Altered submissions will not be accepted.
Winner gets some PNWFF schwag and a $25 gift card to Spawn Fly Fish

TWO CATEGORIES WILL HAVE WINNERS

1. Funny / Creative / Bizarre
2. Informative / Educational

Rules:
  • We'll enjoy everyone's submissions, but only Forum Supporters will be eligible to win.
  • Has to be fly fishing related
  • No altering of the text
  • That's it! The bot keeps things relatively PG-13 at worst, so we don't have TOO MUCH to worry about ;)
  • It can be funny, informative, weird... whatever you're in to. Just has to be about fly fishing.
  • DEADLINE: DEC 31, 2022

(this is a screenshot. You can submit yours as a screenshot or paste the text. Pasted text preferred so it's searchable)
Example: "Write a romantic short story about fly fishing"
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Experiment! I've been surprised at what it can do. Try things like:

"What is the best _______ to use for fly fishing?"
 
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Ummmm......this AI is bullshit.... 🤷‍♂️ :ROFLMAO:

"Write a story about how euro nymphing is for losers"

Euro nymphing is a type of fly fishing that involves using specialized techniques and equipment to catch fish. It is a popular and effective method of fishing, and many people enjoy practicing this technique.

However, not everyone is a fan of euro nymphing. Some people believe that it is too difficult or complicated, and they prefer to stick to more traditional methods of fishing.

One such person was Tom, a lifelong fly fisherman who had been practicing his craft for decades. Tom was a traditionalist at heart, and he believed that the old ways of fishing were the best ways.

So when he heard about euro nymphing, Tom was not impressed. In his mind, anyone who tried to use this newfangled technique was a "loser" who was not truly dedicated to the art of fly fishing.

But one day, Tom's son, who was an avid euro nympher, convinced him to give the technique a try. Reluctantly, Tom agreed, and they went out to the river together.

At first, Tom struggled with the unfamiliar equipment and techniques. But as the day went on, he began to get the hang of it. And to his surprise, he started catching fish - big, beautiful fish that he had never been able to catch using his traditional methods.

As the day came to an end, Tom realized that euro nymphing was not as difficult or complicated as he had thought. In fact, it was a highly effective way of catching fish, and he was grateful to his son for introducing him to it.

From that day on, Tom became a convert to euro nymphing, and he spent many happy days on the river, catching fish and enjoying the thrill of the hunt. And though he still considered himself a traditionalist at heart, he knew that euro nymphing was a valuable tool that had helped him become a better fly fisherman.
 
Long_Rod_Silvers said:
Ummmm......this AI is bullshit.... 🤷‍♂️ :ROFLMAO:

"Write a story about how euro nymphing is for losers"

Euro nymphing is a type of fly fishing that involves using specialized techniques and equipment to catch fish. It is a popular and effective method of fishing, and many people enjoy practicing this technique.

However, not everyone is a fan of euro nymphing. Some people believe that it is too difficult or complicated, and they prefer to stick to more traditional methods of fishing.

One such person was Tom, a lifelong fly fisherman who had been practicing his craft for decades. Tom was a traditionalist at heart, and he believed that the old ways of fishing were the best ways.

So when he heard about euro nymphing, Tom was not impressed. In his mind, anyone who tried to use this newfangled technique was a "loser" who was not truly dedicated to the art of fly fishing.

But one day, Tom's son, who was an avid euro nympher, convinced him to give the technique a try. Reluctantly, Tom agreed, and they went out to the river together.

At first, Tom struggled with the unfamiliar equipment and techniques. But as the day went on, he began to get the hang of it. And to his surprise, he started catching fish - big, beautiful fish that he had never been able to catch using his traditional methods.

As the day came to an end, Tom realized that euro nymphing was not as difficult or complicated as he had thought. In fact, it was a highly effective way of catching fish, and he was grateful to his son for introducing him to it.

From that day on, Tom became a convert to euro nymphing, and he spent many happy days on the river, catching fish and enjoying the thrill of the hunt. And though he still considered himself a traditionalist at heart, he knew that euro nymphing was a valuable tool that had helped him become a better fly fisherman.
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Salmo wrote this.
 
This is why I am careful about my coffee intake before I launch my boat:

write a story about drowning while taking a shit while fly fishing for sea run cutthroat from a boat in puget sound


As John sat in his boat, fly fishing for sea run cutthroat in the beautiful waters of Puget Sound, he suddenly felt the urge to use the bathroom. He had been out on the water for hours and he knew he wouldn't be able to hold it much longer.

He looked around, but there was no bathroom in sight. He considered trying to make it back to shore, but the nearest boat launch was miles away. So, with no other options, John decided to just go over the side of the boat and relieve himself in the water.

It wasn't the most dignified solution, but John figured it was better than holding it in. He carefully stood up and leaned over the side of the boat, trying not to lose his balance.

But as he was in the middle of taking a crap, a sudden wave hit the boat and knocked John off balance. He tumbled overboard and into the cold, choppy waters of Puget Sound.

John was a strong swimmer, but the cold water quickly sapped his strength and he struggled to stay afloat. He called out for help, but there was no one around to hear him. The water was rough and the current was strong, making it impossible for him to swim to safety.

As John's strength waned, he knew that he was going to drown. He thought of his loved ones and the embarrassment they would feel when they learned how he had died. And then, with a final, desperate gasp for air, he slipped beneath the surface of the water and was gone.

His body was never recovered and his loved ones were left to grieve his untimely and tragic death. They could only hope that he had found some measure of peace in the cold, dark depths of Puget Sound.
 
I tried it on my phone, but they wanted to verify my phone with a code so I passed.

Wanted to do a story on the chicken getting the ultimate revenge on the fly guy for use of the feathers...attack of the killer rooster type deal.

So if somebody can try that...
;)
 
Mossback said:
I tried it on my phone, but they wanted to verify my phone with a code so I passed.

Wanted to do a story on the chicken getting the ultimate revenge on the fly guy for use of the feathers...attack of the killer rooster type deal.

So if somebody can try that...
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Mossback said:
;)
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I got an idea. I put it in for you and modified your post. Mossbacks entry: 1670639244022.png
 
Long_Rod_Silvers said:
Ummmm......this AI is bullshit.... 🤷‍♂️ :ROFLMAO:

"Write a story about how euro nymphing is for losers"

Euro nymphing is a type of fly fishing that involves using specialized techniques and equipment to catch fish. It is a popular and effective method of fishing, and many people enjoy practicing this technique.

However, not everyone is a fan of euro nymphing. Some people believe that it is too difficult or complicated, and they prefer to stick to more traditional methods of fishing.

One such person was Tom, a lifelong fly fisherman who had been practicing his craft for decades. Tom was a traditionalist at heart, and he believed that the old ways of fishing were the best ways.

So when he heard about euro nymphing, Tom was not impressed. In his mind, anyone who tried to use this newfangled technique was a "loser" who was not truly dedicated to the art of fly fishing.

But one day, Tom's son, who was an avid euro nympher, convinced him to give the technique a try. Reluctantly, Tom agreed, and they went out to the river together.

At first, Tom struggled with the unfamiliar equipment and techniques. But as the day went on, he began to get the hang of it. And to his surprise, he started catching fish - big, beautiful fish that he had never been able to catch using his traditional methods.

As the day came to an end, Tom realized that euro nymphing was not as difficult or complicated as he had thought. In fact, it was a highly effective way of catching fish, and he was grateful to his son for introducing him to it.

From that day on, Tom became a convert to euro nymphing, and he spent many happy days on the river, catching fish and enjoying the thrill of the hunt. And though he still considered himself a traditionalist at heart, he knew that euro nymphing was a valuable tool that had helped him become a better fly fisherman.
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Fantastic!
 
FontinalisFin said:
"Why great lakes run rainbows are not steelhead"
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Entered it for you. Other than a slight misuse of the term "native," it did alright.

Great Lakes rainbow trout, also known as steelhead trout, are not considered true steelhead because they are native to the Great Lakes region, whereas steelhead are native to the Pacific Ocean. The term "steelhead" is often used to refer to rainbow trout that have migrated from fresh water to the ocean and have developed characteristics that are typical of steelhead, such as a silvery color and larger size. However, because Great Lakes rainbow trout are native to the Great Lakes and do not migrate to the ocean, they are not considered true steelhead.
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