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DanielOcean

Fart! : )
Let this thread be a place of laughter and fun. If you have thin skin you are warned! I will go first

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"Life jackets belong in buckets, not on bodies"
 
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“Do you think it’s going to shit in the boat?”
 
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"Whatever you do ....no matter what , for heavens sake,,,,, do not (repeat).. DO NOT look like you are having fun." ...... I've worked on charter boats.
 
How'd this wind up in the toilet?
 
'I fear thee, ancient Mariner!
I fear thy skinny hand!
And thou art long, and lank, and brown,
As is the ribbed sea-sand.

I fear thee and thy glittering eye,
And thy skinny hand, so brown.'—
Fear not, fear not, thou Wedding-Guest!
This body dropt not down.

Alone, alone, all, all alone,
Alone on a wide wide sea!
And never a saint took pity on
My soul in agony.
 
“What the f**k is this…”
 
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