NFR And So Touron Season Begins . . .
- Thread starter Jim F.
- Start date
Gonna be there in two weeks. I'll try to keep Washington Man off the scoreboard.
Bison should get double points for Florida man….
SF
SF
Rob Allen
Life of the Party
They need to find that bison, tranquilize it and shave a little stick figure on its side.
First of the Season: Man gored by bison in Yellowstone National Park
The 47-year-old man from Cape Coral, Florida, was in the Lake Village area of the park when the incident occurred, around 3:15 pm.www.kbzk.com
The same way fighter pilots put kill marks on the sides of their planes.
I don't know...hard to say here...
Florida, being the limp weiner of America and all, is full of poorly educated, slow moving obese types and while culling them from the gene pool is good and all, even a Bison finds them low hanging fruit, easy pickins' so to speak.
Flipside is, the less of 'em the better, so in that sense double points seem appropriate.
Much like the tush push was, it'll no doubt be discussed in the off-season.
Florida, being the limp weiner of America and all, is full of poorly educated, slow moving obese types and while culling them from the gene pool is good and all, even a Bison finds them low hanging fruit, easy pickins' so to speak.
Flipside is, the less of 'em the better, so in that sense double points seem appropriate.
Much like the tush push was, it'll no doubt be discussed in the off-season.
Vegas has them as long shots, right behind gators and feral hogs.
Feral hogs are wimps. Vegas knows that. Even Bichon's take them on......
Eastman Lake has plenty of wildlife. Though we were there at 1:00pm we saw a coyote loping along the ridgeline just south of the trailhead. At the trailhead, we noticed the posting for keeping an eye out for the "resident" mountain lion. And less than a 1/4 mile down the trail we heard a loud noise in the draw. Suddenly, three pig sows complete with litters burst out of the draw and up the hillside. Now, Bugaboo took one look at the 300 pound pigs and just watched from the trail. Snowpatch on the other hand, had them on the run! All ten pounds of him raced up the hillside trailing the sows and their 20 pound piglets.
An English vet study on the death of dogs listed cancer and heart disease as the leading causes of death in large dogs. For small dogs it was trauma. As we watched him race up the hillside, we realized that he just might end up in that statistical category at under one year of age. Fortunately, he turned around before the pigs realized just how small he really was!! A dog trapped in a lapdogs body.
Eastman Lake has plenty of wildlife. Though we were there at 1:00pm we saw a coyote loping along the ridgeline just south of the trailhead. At the trailhead, we noticed the posting for keeping an eye out for the "resident" mountain lion. And less than a 1/4 mile down the trail we heard a loud noise in the draw. Suddenly, three pig sows complete with litters burst out of the draw and up the hillside. Now, Bugaboo took one look at the 300 pound pigs and just watched from the trail. Snowpatch on the other hand, had them on the run! All ten pounds of him raced up the hillside trailing the sows and their 20 pound piglets.
An English vet study on the death of dogs listed cancer and heart disease as the leading causes of death in large dogs. For small dogs it was trauma. As we watched him race up the hillside, we realized that he just might end up in that statistical category at under one year of age. Fortunately, he turned around before the pigs realized just how small he really was!! A dog trapped in a lapdogs body.
Uptonogood
PNW raised
This I right up there with “Here, hold my beer and watch me pick up this rattlesnake.”.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Stupid is as stupid does.
cascadian
Steelhead
Touch a bison and get back to the car = 1 point
An additional extra point awarded for being capable of spelling "bison"
The over-under sits at 14
