New Years Resolutions

[DoesItFloat]

Give my liver a long needed break.

And more tenkara.

 

[Dr. Magill]

Leaning towards the Outcast OSG Clearwater. Still looking but that is one I keep coming back too. Pull the trigger after the holiday mess clean up

Nice looking raft

 

[Salmo_g]

In this new year, I resolve to be resolute.

 

[Old Man]

Right now my new years resolution is to take a shit, any shit, preferably a satisfying shit as I've beenon oxy, morphine and dilaudid for 5 days.

Stool softeners. Take two.

 

[Coach Potter]

Right now my new years resolution is to take a shit, any shit, preferably a satisfying shit as I've beenon oxy, morphine and dilaudid for 5 days.

That was by far and away the worst part of my hip replacement, and I stopped taking the meds on day 2...still got me. I took the stool softeners as prescribed but it still got me. I don't think the pain meds are worth it. It seems like you simply trade one pain for another when you take them.

 

[Anonymous member 148]

Amazon product ASIN B01MTPCPLS
Softens that shit right

They made me some cocktail of warm prune juice, OJ, mirulax and doculax

 

[Zak]

They made me some cocktail of warm prune juice, OJ, mirulax and doculax

Brace yourself!

 

[Dr. Magill]

Great info here

 

[Kfish]

You need the Smush (docusate) and Push (bisacodyl) approach
If no results then go with enema

 

[Anonymous member 148]

You need the Smush (docusate) and Push (bisacodyl) approach
If no results then go with enema

My wife had fun doing that to me the night before surgery. I asked her if she wanted ti be scared for life.

 

[rattlesnake]

Give my liver a long needed break.

Interesting. Need details as to how one would accomplish this. Asking for a friend of course

 

[Herkileez]

Resolutions imply (IMO) feeling a need to do something different in life. I like my life the way it is...fishing when I want, time with friends and family, pickleball...wouldn't change a thing.

 

[Porter2]

Resolutions imply (IMO) feeling a need to do something different in life. I like my life the way it is...fishing when I want, time with friends and family, pickleball...wouldn't change a thing.

Get out of the way....Need to stay focused on the enema/prune juice cocktail relief resolution!

 

[Zak]

You need the Smush (docusate) and Push (bisacodyl) approach
If no results then go with enema

I am still traumatized by reading the instructions for dealing impacted bowels in the Mountaineers' book Medicine for Mountaineering.

 

[Dr. Magill]

Get out of the way....Need to stay focused on the enema/prune juice cocktail relief resolution!

I second this recommendation
I’m getting edumicated

 

[charles sullivan]

My resolution is to tell fewer people to go fuck themselves.

I wish that I was joking.

 

[Anonymous member 148]

I am still traumatized by reading the instructions for dealing impacted bowels in the Mountaineers' book Medicine for Mountaineering.

Man who died of constipation 1,000 years ago ate grasshoppers for months

His mummified megacolon showed just how backed up he was.

www.livescience.com

 

[Dr. Magill]

My resolution is to tell fewer people to go fuck themselves.

I wish that I was joking.

Well if they’ve earned it probably okay

 

[flybill]

My resolution is to tell fewer people to go fuck themselves.

I wish that I was joking.

 

[Dr. Magill]

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