NFR Humor (No political jokes)
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So I'm wondering who is going to replace me?
Tom was in his early 50's, retired, and started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk.
"Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you're being late so often is quite bothersome."
"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though; you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force. What did they say if you came in late there?"
"They said, "Good morning, General.'"
"Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you're being late so often is quite bothersome."
"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though; you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force. What did they say if you came in late there?"
"They said, "Good morning, General.'"
Rainforest Gump
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Meanwhile on Mars…….
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Driver gets $553 ticket after driving for miles with snow covering windshield
Washington State authorities handed out a $553 ticket to a driver who traveled more than 5 miles with the windshield almost completely covered in snow.
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Looks like Evan! Twins?
I belive they're call Hoenouns.. just sayin'!
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This seems more like a stay away from my daughter situation
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