NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
Bmx bikes
Tree forts
bb gun wars
Hanging out at the rock quarry.
Riding for miles off pipe line road.
Blowing up stuff.

The 70's and 80's were epic.
 
Old Man said:
Since you mentioned Northgate Mall. How many of youse kids would dump soap in the Fountain. I drove past that fountain many times to see it foaming over the sides. I had a lot of fun as kid. Went swimming in Kitsap lake in April. I turned blue. Shit, that water was fucking cold. Of course we walked there and back. Was only about 12 years old.

One more thing we dug the primer out a shot gun shell and hit it with a hammer. It was twice as loud as a roll of caps.
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OK, a stunt I’m not particularly proud of: Water skiing butt naked through the San Juans on January 1.
(Hypothermic, I sat on a diesel stove for an hour to warm up. Close call, number one of a few.) I’m a little more reserved today.

Add on: used to empty 2 or 3 shotgun shells of powder, roll it into a homemade firecracker, tape it to a pole and blow up hornets nests. Kind of a hobby for a while.
 
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Jim in Anacortes said:
My buddy's son had a dumb idea. He took a one liter, plastic soda bottle and poured in a little water, then he dropped in a few chunks of dry ice, then put the cap back on tightly. And threw it out in the backyard (residential area). I was sipping on a beer just watching. A couple of beers later nothing happened. He was just about ready to go check out what went wrong when.....A massive explosion took place. I'm here to tell you, these plastic bottles are tough as hell, and when they blow.....the entire neighborhood will come out of their homes in a panic....except for the three of us that were hiding in a garage hoping not to get caught.
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I still do dry ice bombs. Usually on the 4th of July I have some spare dry ice left over from the days event. 2 liter in the alley next to the shop echos through out the town.
 
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