NFR Humor (No political jokes)

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"Git yer butt in the m.f. house right now before i beat your butt"

 

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[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

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Mowing down unruly blades daily

 

[Mukman]

You know what the first rule of passive-aggressive club is?

You know what - never mind. Forget it.

 

[Anonymous member 148]

You know what the first rule of passive-aggressive club is?

You know what - never mind. Forget it.

I got these saved and use almost daily with the better half....

 

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[Jim in Anacortes]

A farmer's wife is reading a book in bed. Her drunk husband burst through the door holding a goat under his arm. The farmer says " Now see, this is the pig that I have to screw when you won't put out." His wife says "Shut up you old fool, you're drunk". The farmer replies " I wasn't talking to you , I was talking to the goat".

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

In a past life when I drank fine wine

 

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[Zak]

Where does a mansplainer get his water?




From a well, actually.

 

[Dloy]

Wife: “My gynecologist says I should abstain from sex for two weeks.”
Husband: “What does your dentist say?”

 

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