NFR Humor (No political jokes)

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True story this morning:

I set a reminder with my Alexa for 45 minutes about laundry.

45 minutes later:

Alexa: ”This is your reminder….lunch”

Me: “Lunch?”

Alexa: (she always repeats it twice). “This is your reminder…lunch.”

Me: (now understanding she meant ‘laundry’) “Alexa, you need hearing aids!”

Alexa: “Sorry i didn’t hear you, but thanks for letting me know.”
 
True story this morning:

I set a reminder with my Alexa for 45 minutes about laundry.

45 minutes later:

Alexa: ”This is your reminder….lunch”

Me: “Lunch?”

Alexa: (she always repeats it twice). “This is your reminder…lunch.”

Me: (now understanding she meant ‘laundry’) “Alexa, you need hearing aids!”

Alexa: “Sorry i didn’t hear you, but thanks for letting me know.”
Ask it where the best place to hide a body is...
 
Ask it where the best place to hide a body is...
Ha. She doesn’t answer that one! She’s not divulging secrets.

Later that morning…

Me: “ Time to put my lunch in the dryer.”

My husband: “ Lunch.…Whaaat?”

So after I told him about Alexa, he repeated to Alexa what I said about hearing aids. And she continues to say the same thing. Alexa does have a sense of humor, but she can also be a passive aggressive little bitch though too.
 
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