Capt Insano Emeritis
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And the Mango Mussolini became President of the United States.
NFR Humor (No political jokes)
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A Little Cabin In The Woods
A federal social worker from a big city was recently transferred to a small rural community and was on the first tour of her new area when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life.
Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.
"Anybody home?" she asked.
"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.
"Is your father there?" asked the social worker.
"Pa? Nope, he left before Ma came in," said the kid.
"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.
"Ma? Nope, she left just before I got here," said the kid.
"But," protested the social worker, (thinking that surely she will need to intervene in this situation) "are you never together as a family?"
"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is our outhouse!"
A federal social worker from a big city was recently transferred to a small rural community and was on the first tour of her new area when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life.
Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.
"Anybody home?" she asked.
"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.
"Is your father there?" asked the social worker.
"Pa? Nope, he left before Ma came in," said the kid.
"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.
"Ma? Nope, she left just before I got here," said the kid.
"But," protested the social worker, (thinking that surely she will need to intervene in this situation) "are you never together as a family?"
"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is our outhouse!"
Remember the congressman that brought a snowball to a climate change hearing as proof that there was no global warming? Now imagine the number of clueless asshats it took to elect that genius to congress.
You are not missing much, in my opinion.
MT_Flyfisher
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Translation: ”There’s no way you’re gettin’ my feathers for fly tying.”
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I see things like this all over the Tube. Be sure to tell your Doc if you have High Blood pressure. Why should I tell the doctor anything as he has my chart in front of his self. These kind of Ad's blow my mind.. It seems like there are about 20 new drugs hawked on TV every day. I'm just glad I'm somewhat healthy.
wanderingrichard
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Kind of the " tell your doctor if you're allegic to xyz..." how do you know if you've never used it ?
Been dealing with neck issues causing pinched nerves between C4 and C6, like all of it... nurses doing vitals see the same answers and results in front of them, and still......
Yeah, Jim, we all feel it...
When I first moved to Butte I had to change Insurances. The pills I used were cheaper in Dillon. But in Butte my one pill cost me 59 bucks. So when I went to see a doctor I had to get a cheaper pill. I took one and it put me to sleep and my tongue swelled up. I told the Doc I ]m not taking this pill anymore. He then hit on another pill that I take two a day. They worked fine. I also had to change Doc's. Everything is fine now. But I still have that other pill. Maybe I'll sell it on the Black Market. Guarantee to put you to sleep and make your tongue swell up. No Way would I do that.
I know this is a "humor" thread but I had to get my two cents in. During my last checkup I mentioned to my Doc that direct advertising of prescription drugs direct to consumers is only allowed in two countries, New Zealand and the USA. and they all say ask your Doc about whether one should be using the drug. I asked my Doc if a lot of patients asked him about these drugs and he said yes all the time. But he said he was glad they asked so he could give them the right information and counseling as to the benefits or dangers of taking those drugs. Interesting. And it reminded me of the old admonition there are 3 people you should never lie to. Your doctor, your lawyer and your wife. Anglers of course are omitted from this group.
