NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
A woman has been in the hospital in a coma for a very long time, and it's starting to look like there isn't a chance in hell she's going to come out of it. Desperate for any other option, her husband pleads with the doctor to try something else, anything, no matter how experimental.

The doctor says "well my friend, there is one last thing that we can try. It's very unorthodox, unproven, and some may say unethical. But, I have heard strong anecdotes from my colleagues that have seen success with this. Are you willing to try an unorthodox treatment?"

The husband, Harry, says "Oh yes doctor, I'm willing to try anything to bring my lovely Harriet out her her coma and home in to my loving arms!"

The doctor says "Alright, but you must not tell anyone, as this is a last resort. It sounds crazy, but as I said, I have heard of several successes from colleagues. What you need to do is go in there and have oral sex with her."

Harry hems and haws a bit as it is a very unusual request and one he isn't very comfortable with, but eventually he decides that as its his last resort, he must try it. "Okay doc, I'll give it a go". He goes in to the hospital room, draws the curtains, and closes the door.

A few minutes later he come out and the doctor asks how it's going in there.

Harry says "Doc! She's choking!"
 
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