NFR Humor (No political jokes)

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Old Man said:
I don't really care for butter. It is only good for corn on the cob.
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It's great on popcorn, with parmesion cheese and salt and pepper.. you have much to learn young man.. I didn't get this six pack.. errr pony keg without working for it!! Haha!! I've actually lost 50 plus pounds in the past year or so.. gone from a 42 waist to a 38!!

And I found this funny and stole it off FB.. gotta go back 2 days though.. and thanks Earl!!

Two Stoners are hanging out and smoking a joint.
One says to the other, "Hey man, if you got a moth ball in your right hand and a moth ball in your left hand, what do you have?"
The other says "Dude, you got a big F'n Moth!”...
If it wasn't 4/20 this next one might take a little longer to get...

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Old Man said:
If it takes that much to learn about it. Just forget it. I'll just stay DUMB. I'm more happy that way.
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You're not dumb at all, you know that.. I'm going to try and get out you way in June or July.. hope all is well! And all of that was from my former IT days.. I know it, just don't want to do it! Cheers! :cool:
 
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to a marriage counselor.

The wife spoke first and carefully listed every problem they had ever had in all the years they had been married: neglected anniversaries, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally the therapist got up, embraced and kissed the wife long and passionately as her husband watched.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
 
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